Wednesday, July 03, 2019

The Outsider – Stephen King

 


27 thoughts on “The Outsider – Stephen King”

  1. THE ARREST
    July 14th

    1 – 3
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    “, one with a foot on a scuffed orange skateboard,…”
    We watch, we watch others watch, as police watch and wait, watch the accretion of evidence against someone who did the boy in with a branch up his bum, a beagle barking, too, called, Dave, to sort of match the branch’s bark.
    Is King, I ask, responsible for the way the world is today? Not so much because of ordinary folk going off kilter to kill, as observed here, but these folk starting to go off kilter after reading King thinking about them doing so and telling us so brilliantly and incisively that we believed it? That we are not ordinary folk at all?
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  2. 4 – 7
    “What color was the van?”
    I am trying not to adumbrate the plot here, at least no further than the back cover blurb readable above. For fear of plot spoilers.
    Yet, I sense something special going on here and I plan to track its hidden audit trails. For example the colours. “…that awful carroty red” hair of the witnesses. Perhaps the cover of the book I own is not as orange as the POTUS, but rather carroty red. Looking at it again, that seems feasible. But later in these sections we have “an orange license plate.” And a toolbox that is a “long green thing.” And “We use different colors for different countries,” — and a “bloody nose”. Even the OUTSIDER title has RED backwards as earlier in a King Book we had REDRUM. And, yes, the van’s colour would be white, if washed. Meanwhile, outside of colours or even the fading aroma of enchiladas, I am captivated, as ever, by a King book’s build up of character in time and place, as well as by the plot: here, the circumstances of the apparent alibi given.

  3. 8 – 15
    “The lemon’s the secret, you know.”
    Unless I have to do so, I won’t now continue to harp on about this book’s oranges and lemons, and its various other colours, like the green Subaru sought in connection with the crime. Instead I shall simply infer that the ‘bold’ interrogations by the police continue with various parties, and I shall simply refer eclectically to other things, like the pregnant detective described with the expression “malignant surrealism”!
    Also, some of those interrogated seem to add glib irrelevant comments to their official answers as part of making them seem…, well, I am not sure. Why, for example, is the downstairs bathroom, recently built by the sole suspect, important to be mentioned by his wife as part of her answer when under such stress. Thinking about it, it is probably a safety valve FOR stress?
    “, but I think the shirt was yellow.”

  4. 16 – 23
    “…how to run a double reverse,”
    Compelling stuff, paralleling today’s gestalt of impossible polarities in politics and world affairs and religion/philosophy and magical thinking… where immovable objects meet irresistible forces, incontrovertible evidence versus incontrovertible evidence versus the facts themselves or Trump’s fake news? Baseball moves, notwithstanding. While factoring in not a Masonic handshake but a pinky nail for coke, an Alfafa cowlick, a “long haul”, “Yellow shirt, bluejeans”, the “due process dance”, “loose bark” and the worst possible murder conceivable. All manner of forensic substances painted on coloured clothes, no doubt. And a crime fiction convention not to mention its autograph queue for someone called Coben, not Corbyn. How to run a double reverse.


  5. SORRY
    July 14th – July 15th

    1 – 5
    “a gray area”, “eye-wits”, “golly-willikers”, “a syncope”…believable repercussions and further investigations and characters like, for me, accretions of snowballs rolling down a hill, or up it? One scene in particular, the deceased boy’s family have a do with Italian food for sympathising friends, then suddenly the mother’s suspected syncope, what the hell, what a hill! I suspect the author had a similar syncope when trying to justify this narration of this do with food; why does he find himself having such a fit when trying to justify his own imagination’s own fit? The golly-willikers of a King novel and whoever and/or whatever is said to have written it… and to have read it. The ultimate eye-wit; the ultimate grey area, to use the English spelling. Who’s outside it, who isn’t?

  6. 6 – 12
    “She considered this. ‘Unstoppable force meets immoveable object.’”
    A bit later than me to come up with that analogy! But better late than never?
    “the old stone hotel,” “the S on Superman’s chest,” “up in Spuytenkill,” “blue scrubs and a sweat-stained blue surgical cap”…
    At least with real books like this one with rough paper pages you can’t easily move the dial along to reach the more interesting bits as you can on a video. They’re all interesting bits, in any event.

  7. 13 – 20
    “blue suit […] white shirt and blue tie,” “prisoners in brown jumpsuits,” “purple birthmark,” “lollygagging,” “Color had risen in his cheeks,” “old red address book,” “splitsville,” “red hair,”…
    “, then once again picked the book up using just his palms, holding it out like a chalice.”
    … and that reference — to a book hardly anyone had earlier touched in a bookshop and the earlier reference in this review that I made unilaterally about the act of moving the e-dial along being impossible with a real book and its rough paper pages — gives me a strong sense that there is something ‘magical’ going on in this book, just as the immoveable object versus the irresistible force element of its evidential crime fiction plot is magical, too. This book itself and the crime it describes are magical in different ways. The crime plot is and has always been inside the conscious control of the author, while the book as eventual independent gestalt — only now being uncovered piecemeal in the preternaturally autonomous workings of this real-time review — is arguably outside the author’s control. Yes, outside.

  8. 06D18A42-AA5E-455F-829C-3616B192E493THE ARRAIGNMENT
    July 16th

    “Howie Gold,” “colorful plastic boxes,” “bright accusatory yellow,” “the double vision,” “‘faux’ alligator, and red.,” “roll of pink fat,” “yellow kerchief,” yellow bra strap, “all white teeth and red satin lining.,” “fading red letters,”
    “There was no forest, only trees. At its worst, there were no trees, either. Just bark.”
    I went to Rendlesham Forest a few hours before reading this section that includes the quotes above; my photo there today is shown alongside. Now shocked by what happens towards the end of this section. No way I can give you a clue as to what happens. Or any further clues. What is left to me are the colours. This real-time review is probably dead. While the book my review is reviewing continues to live and breathe within my reading mind….

  9. FOOTSTEPS AND CANTALOUPE
    July 18th – July 20th

    1 – 12
    “Footsteps in the Sand.”
    A nuthatch or sparrow, and a branch with bark whence to hang dead or dying? A twelve year old boy who alone took a series of stolen vehicles across the country? The woman’s footsteps that ended inexplicably in the dune or series of dunes (cross-reference to this earlier in Evenson today and, personally for me, even earlier, in the same link, the ‘Woman in the Dunes’)? The bugs impossibly within the cantaloupe? And we all perhaps wonder if Fortean means strong – or, rather, weak – in the scheme of things, in the autonomous scheme of this book. Whatever the case, the events and characters are compellingly believable.

  10. 13 – 21
    “The supernatural may exist in books and movies, but not in the real world.”
    Gestalt Real-Time Reviewing is full of patterns of synchronicities, I have found since I started them, and here one of the characters has a word for this phenomenon, a word beginning c and ending e. I won’t quote it here in case it becomes a spoiler. Whatever the case, my review seems to be creating a supernatural element OUTSIDE of this book in the real world of its readers. There is nothing supernatural INSIDE the book itself. At least, that is my current contention. The preternatural or Fortean, notwithstanding. And I continue to be impressed by the characters themselves, real people, no one wholly evil, no one wholly good. So far.
    “cooked to a blackened crisp and slathered with ketchup.,” “TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN,” “pea-turkey,” stuff that makes the hay black, but what stuff? “khaki shirt and khaki pants,” “Mylar balloons,” indigo tentacle and ink tinting a weak blue… “a cosmic joke,” “yellow police tape”.

  11. I will not show the colour that forms the title of the next section, in case it may be a spoiler…
    ‘- – – – – -‘
    July 21st – July 22nd

    …although it may prove that my starting to record colours right from the very start of this real-time review may have been caused by more than some crazy instinct on my part? Here, green changes to white in an item of clothing – if just in a small girl’s dream. Nightmare, rather.
    And so we are not thinking only of pitching the Supernatural against the Preternatural or the Fortean while reading this book but also of factoring in the concept of Dreaming.
    And bringing in new characters – by FaceTime in preference to Skype – to investigate this book’s whole raison d’être, despite someone’s dream warning against continuing that investigation. To stop things getting ‘wronger’.
    “You see what I mean when I said this just keeps on getting weirder and weirder.”
    “‘Hooray for cake!’ she said.”

  12. HOLLY
    July 22nd – July 24th

    “…a crazy literature buff who had killed his favorite author.”
    Yes, anything is possible in the nooks and crannies of this world, that in this whodunnit and how-was-it-done, the reader did it, and the author did not know. Omniscience as the only Outsider truly outside the Apps and Venn Diagrams of this book? Or someone with Alzheimer’s who still retains a deductive nous? We meet now the Miss Marple of this book, the optimum OCD and Fitbit watcher, in every journey to get on her hands and knees to regather the dropped jigsaw pieces that would compensate for the missing fragments in any puzzle’s real-time gestalt. Two horrendous crimes, in two diverse places, connecting characters we already know, but who among us connected them?

  13. VISITS
    July 25th

    “If you weren’t crazy, you knew the difference between dreams and reality, even when the reality was far outside the boundaries of normal life.”
    Visitations where those being visited are doing a shit or piss, visits with finger tattoos of MUST and CANT. Hope that is not a spoiler! Can’t shares the first three letters of cancer. The visits certainly spoilt the days of those being visited. And a man with such tattoos visited, too. Two places impossible to be at once, yet again? This book, meanwhile, flows compellingly with plenty of King’s trademark scatologies and eschatologies of easyspeak. Beautiful stuff.
    “The eyes themselves were dark, maybe black, maybe brown, maybe deep blue.”
    Trump has colour to his cheeks, too, maybe sunburn, maybe something worse – for him.
    “‘Says the man who probably voted for Donald Trump,’ Ralph thought.”
    The character compulsions to carry on into the wronger, into the weirder, against all the warning odds, certainly make me keep my ‘think-face’ on!

  14. MACY’S TELLS GIMBELS
    July 25th

    1 – 7
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    See GRAVES, the title of a book I happen by chance to be simultaneously real-time reviewing here. And is it a coincidence or a preternatural mutual-synergy that one of the young girls brutally murdered in this book’s ‘connected’ crime was named ‘Amber’? These sections are where Holly (someone whom I nicknamed Miss Marple earlier in this review, now thus acknowledged by the book itself) is about to give her Dayton evidence by audio-visual to those interested parties to this book’s main crime fiction of narration. Note the above quote has reference to the ‘outsider’, an entity that is not only the title of this book but also, perhaps, some sort of google drone outside the author’s control? Not to be IN hell but a hell someone BRINGS? To have a file actually ‘marked HOLMES’ brings us to the core of crime fiction, I guess. The outsider this, the outsider that. And so it goes on. ‘Plenty of pieces on the table but damned if they make a picture.’
    “She said his shirt changed colors while he was talking to her,…”

  15. 8 – 17
    “‘If there are creatures who eat sadness,’ Jeannie mused, ‘a graveyard would make a nice cafeteria, wouldn’t it?’”
    Holly’s formal evidence as the new Miss Marple far outdoes whatever the real Miss Marple herself could have conceived, or even imagined! The Vanishing Life and Films of Emanuel Escobada is not even in it.
    I dare not reveal it here, (a) in case it is wrong and ignorable merely as an irrelevant tangent, and (b) if right, making you give up reading this book even before starting to read it. In both (a) and (b), though, I feel you would be wrong to take action either way in either case. Meanwhile, I think – off my own bat – of L’Étranger by Albert Camus, a novel I once studied and is often translated into English with the title ‘The Outsider’.
    “This outsider, I want you to find him. Don’t let him get away just because you don’t believe in him. Can you do that?”

  16. NO END TO THE UNIVERSE
    July 26th

    “Newspapers, TV, the Internet. It’s all there.”
    No end to the universe, equivalent to the bugs in the cantaloupe? To those who say they can read long books in one sitting, then, when asked the details, they become a blank (as this chapter opines). There is one reader at least reading this book quicker than me, but on the other hand all simultaneous readers of the same book have the same imposter syndrome, I guess. The same connector-outsider capability. See my memory anniversary that came up on Facebook today, shown below. Meanwhile, I am impressed with the wholeness of Holly’s fallible character. I hope she appears in other books. She and the others are now the new Ka-Tet, to Todash or crime fiction heaven?


  17. 425D34B6-CB3A-4AEC-BA91-18F6105419B2BIENVENIDOS A TEJAS
    July 26th

    1 – 9
    The Apocryphan or The Apocryfan.
    “the case of the pillow on the swaybacked bed was yellow with age, sweat, or both.”, “the little white pills”, “I never made any sammitches.”, “That’s the storybook version.”, “Because if Miss Holly is right, what you know, he knows.”, “The paint, once bright red, was now the faded pink of blood diluted in water.”, “the yellow lines of the spaces faded to ghosts”, “an Indian chief in full headdress”, “Especially if the cancer gets me.”, “, did you tell them about the graveyards?”
    What I know, the author knows, but who already knows more?

  18. 10 – 16
    Spelunking for the outsider’s spoor.
    And truth is stranger than fiction; Holly makes this point.
    And believe it or not, when I had some instinctive urge yesterday to post that image of the Apocryphan, I had no idea that Chief Ahiga would feature in what I was due to read today!
    Gestalt Real-Time Reviewing processes of critiquing hyper-imaginative literature can be very worrying, I guess. They are exponential, the more you use them.

  19. THE MARYSVILLE HOLE
    July 27th

    “Now he was full of poison. Cancer poison. And sitting here in this shitty motel room, long before dawn, he was no longer sure the visitor could take back what he had given him,…”
    King Dreamcatcher poison. I entered July in real-time while reading this book. Now we have blue on blue, police on police, while our redeeming retributive ka-tet of characters (‘ka’ is mentioned in this chapter explicitly) reaches the Spelunk for Spoor, diamondback rattlesnakes notwithstanding. Worms, too. Ironic, after all the colours, the ultimate weapon in Holly’s hand at the end is a “white thing.” A sock puppet! So apt for this inspiring, if shocking, book. The Happy Slapper. With some classic King horror descriptions at the kill. “Meddlers” in the battle of the Supernatural versus the Preternatural. The Tat-Man in the Chamber of Sound. Or toy versions of Chief Ahiga. The blood I am becoming. Straws for light in the eyes, drinking straws or what? Filters CAN work both ways, I say. And there are no spoilers here that you can pin on me.
    “Or the sunburn from hell.”

      
 

Tuesday, July 02, 2019

An Obscurity of Ghosts - Edited by J.A. Mains

30 thoughts on “An Obscurity of Ghosts

  1. A Live Ghost (1894) by Miss Ellen MacKubin
    “Poor ghosts—real ghosts, he hoped that heaven, or even the other place, shut them securely from any news of the world which they had left.”
    A man – rumoured dead – returns to his lover from the Dark Continent, whereto his path in life had led following a now regretted lovers’ quarrel. Shenanigans of conspiratorial rumour or more than just a rumour? Or less than? Is the sight of him now dream or dying? A single paragraph partway through this old text: “Tom rose.”
  2. A Chestnutting Ghost (1900) by Margaret Barringer
    “The conference was held that afternoon and a plan laid which the boys were to carry out the next night. Tom was spokesman, and he talked earnestly between grapes.”
    Beyond the ‘grape arbor’, a Just William type gang, and a ‘mean as dirt’ character they want to get back at by air-gunning his apples, rather than just scrumping them, I guess. But appearances are not what they seem — this story’s moral amid a perceived ghost, a water-melon stolen and nuts instead of peppercorn mortgages. And perhaps the earliest mention of lit pumpkins in respect of October pungencies…
    “October days soon came, with the dropping leaves and the yellow corn, and we were busy making jack o’ lanterns to light the barn, for we were to have the annual corn-husking bee at our place. All hands were set to work that day; the old barn was swept and great boughs hung about the sides and from the rafters, and the pumpkin men never shone so brightly.”
  3. Lady Dorothy (1893) by Ralli West
    “All it did was to moan and pray that justice might be done.”
    A story with three chapters, a large house with many corridors and a couple of rooms flooded and made uninhabitable by some dizzy girl’s misrunning of a bath, so Gweneth with some stoical alacrity sleeps instead in the haunted room — amid much match-making of the Christmas guests, flirtations and jealousies, too, and a comfortable sorting out of such matters for a future lifetime, including the history-tormented ghost assuaged, too, if ghost it was, if ghost she was. We are all ghosts, perhaps, stoically haunting each other? My thought, not necessarily this story’s.
  4. Miss Tweed’s Ghost Story: A Tale for the People (1889)
    by Sarah Doudney
    “…this dim, old-fashioned room, sweet with flower-scents, and full of golden lights and shadows. To me it had always seemed a veritable Chamber of Peace.
    ‘Miss Tweed,’ I said, suddenly breaking a pause, ‘I want to hear your ghost story.’”
    A told story within the story, of the social interface of poverty and riches, Elysian Fields and city centres, affiancements towards unrequited love, and Miss Tweed once a young dressmaker who makes the bridal gown for the ghost Miss Tweed did see. Or didn’t? A nifty name here for those Elysian Fields: Hillshire. While ‘climbing the hill’ is an equally nifty expression for the trials of life and those hopeful, as Miss Tweed was, of countervailing those trials. Not the Obscurity of Ghosts so much as the Chiaroscuro of Ghosts?
  5. The Home Across the Way
    An Occult Story (1901) – Laura Eldridge

    “Be thou mad, mad, mad!”
    You almost need to be mad yourself to read this deadpan, event-association plot-trail, and is quite a find, I guess, that such a story should exist, with a memorable vista of two houses opposite each other, their known and unknown occupants, astral projection, a captive like Mrs Rochester, the man opposite who saves her, and eventual requital of emotions.
  6. The Pin Ghost (1876) ~ Mrs Elizabeth T. Corbett
    “…and I have often known a broken engagement to follow from a few hard pricks.”
    This is a delightful find of a ghost story, the ghost in the form of a tiny old woman who takes the pins of a dressmaker. The latter has a conversation with her. An explanation of whereto pins vanish and of how the pins are then used as jabbing moral imperatives: turning out at best to be amoral! A prophecy of forgotten PIN numbers?
  7. The Room with the Staircase (1887) – Mrs E. Fitzmaurice
    “; shades of dark green paper screened the upper halves of the windows, and the wall-paper was of a sickly greenish grey tint, while the furniture was of the plainest description.”
    A couple from over this way touring America heir-hunting. Shelter for the night and given the eponymous room, where they watch a ghostly visitation pan out. The owner of the house later comes clean that he knew about the ghost but never saw it, and they should not have put anyone to sleep in it on October 30th. If it had been October 31st, I might have understood! A quaint discovery of a story worth discovering, I say.
  8. A Bristol Ghost Story (1882) ~ Alice Horlor
    Horlor is an interesting name, if not definitely the author’s name, cf Maupassant’s Horla and my own Hawler.
    In the story itself, a man tells a story to sceptics of seeing a ghost with a bakery backstory, “setting the sponge”, a pitcher of water, a lady’s birth confinement and more. Another quaint story discovery that rose my dough.
  9. Grannie’s Ghost Story (1894) ~ Lucy Hardy
    A rather tedious, sometimes confusing, tale of a Grannie telling her granddaughter about marriage when she was young and also seeing her beloved twin brother in a wet state while he is at sea serving the navy.
  10. A Night in a Haunted House (1890) ~ Mattie May
    “Not a dog would stay there.
    It was a genuine haunted house.”
    A brilliant instinctive inclusion by this book’s editor. Despite the ‘happy’ ending, this deceptively simple tale gave me a definite frisson. Few do. This one did.
    Nothing more to say. But excuse me quoting the whole of this frisson as an experiment as to whether YOU get this frisson without the context…
    “I saw nothing but I heard a queer sound. It was as though people were snapping their fingers all about me. I could associate the sound with nothing else. It was not a cracking or a ticking, it was a positive snapping sound.”
  11. Mrs Johnson’s Ghost Story (1898) ~ Mary Linington
    “Men, my dear, are all alike. Give them an inch and they will take a yard.”
    She talks to you, my dear, of the quandary of her untrustworthy husband called Johnson. Well, it seems highly appropriate today that his name is Johnson! (He looks at her as if she is talking Russian, at one point.) Did she see him near the house as a ghost when he should have been somewhere else on the other side town, with a shilling in his pocket she’d almost lovingly given him in case he needed it for an emergency, I gathered – or was he playing fast and loose with some scheme to hoodwink her and spend the shilling on booze? Perhaps we shall never know. At my age, I can’t say for certain whether I have just read this story or just made it up. If it exists for real, it is certainly remarkable because it seems so off the wall and out through the window. Ghosts are perhaps like that, neither here nor not here. The conundrum of a ghost solved by summoning it from the obscurity wherein it had been irretrievably not been in the first place.
  12. Old Delford’s Ghost (1893) by Josephine Lovelace
    “At first Simon Delford, his only living relative, in his smooth, silky way, tried to induce the old man to allow him to take the girl to his home,…”
    Arguably, a confused but somehow compelling story (more confused perhaps by the possibly intentional omission of several relatively unimportant words like ‘to’ or ‘the’ in the version I read), a story of a man’s lusts for an underage young orphan girl and an eventual retribution by the ghost of the lustful one’s uncle who looked after the girl. A happy ending when she marries the lawyer involved. Or did I get it all wrong? I wondered about all three of these men’s motives throughout!
  13. The Broadacre Ghost (1893) ~ Emma Ray Roll
    “Midnight approaches.”
    A hilarious would-be ghost story of mistaken identity. Another quaint discovery for lovers of caprice or whimsy. An acquired taste in spookiness.
  14. Not Exactly a Ghost Story (1882) ~ Mrs Molesworth
    “It is not very large, but it is charmingly straggly, and therefore seems larger than it is, for there are two or three ways of getting to every room, and till one learns to know it well it is really rather puzzling.”
    And this not exactly not exactly story is a bit like that house, about who is telling it, and who is listening, in a delightful family of young and old who seem to live for their enjoying to hear one of them tell a story to the others. Ivy Compton-Burnett without the bitterness or bile, but only sheer politeness and love. Not exactly a ghost as another uncertainty, I say, a quandary similar to that of Mrs Johnson earlier, with old forgotten paths amid the shrubs, old addresses that no longer exist, and yellow calling cards. Not tied up by the pretty lace offered to be mended by the ‘ghost’ but by the laces where the plural makes lace something else altogether! A tantalising classic.
    “I most humbly ask your pardon for presuming, but perhaps you may be in need of someone to repair your laces.”
  15. My Friend’s Story (1859) ~ Mrs Crowe
    D93736E5-B73A-469C-8434-53D5143744E7“Another person saw her go through the hedge, and he observed, that he could see the hedge through the figure as she glided into the field.”
    A hedge too close to self’s diurnal gamble with existence, a tree too near a window, a story with a moral, one of struggle and sin, a moral, ironically, too easy to reach, to reach in those days with their ghost stories seemingly on all lips and repeated for inclusion in most other stories of the time. Here told, in effect, by more than one witness through a single witness. A friend of a friend. A truth struggling to be born, a sickness without sin and only death to unfriend.
  16. The Sociable Ghost

    (1903)
    by Olive Harper
    CHAPTER I
    “Oh, just as if it is not enough to be dead and not have your passport yet!”
    This is incredible stuff, with a feisty, humorous, ironic ghost meeting our young lovelorn newspaper man chewing the fat with himself in a cemetery … and other ghosts in reunion, all after a pipeful of baccy or some rum?
    “an epidemic of headstones with cherubs on them.”
    I am greatly impressed by this work so far. A novel in itself? The hearty, pungent memories of lives resurrected has a ground-breaking aura of style. Has no one published this text before in recent times? By the way, as with all my running commentaries, I read the texts themselves but do not read any of the introductory stuff in any book till I finish reading the works themselves and finish issuing my public review. So my current naivety is genuine. I will read and react to Chapter II later.
    “and then continued his running commentaries on the headstones.”
  17. Indeed!
    Worth staying alive for – to see what is in death’s promise, by the single chance you have provided me (and others) by exhuming such a substantive work from the past, one that already seems increasingly promising for any of us still alive enough to read it.
    CHAPTER II
    “The reporter tried to bring himself to offer his arm for the ghost to lean upon, but somehow he could not seem to care to get too close to the living skeleton as he mentally considered him.”
    A remarkable rite of passage as our living protagonist is provided with a visit to where the dead live, not worried about calling it death, where our political correctnesses and incorrectnesses are transcended, and life’s wrongs and wrongsters righted. Many visions deployed, including a vision of babies transcending even anti-natalism. And some beautiful writing here, with pungencies relished, rueful or wry.
    “I will show you another thing to-night that ought to please you if you take any special interest in publishers, and that is what is done with those publishers who make the writers wait for their money until their stories are published.”
  18. CHAPTER III
    “For, if you lay a hand on me there won’t be a bone of you left big enough to make a toothpick of.”
    The ‘rationale’ of this world of ghosts takes a turn to the gambling room, where a ghost of a professional gambler is teaching the others, including some seemingly gullible ladies, one at least an old maid, but somehow he gets his come-uppance, possibly by having to play billiards for eternity! Witty and strikingly original, to my eyes, in the annals of literature, this work of fantasy (tinged with satire) is made more real about human nature than reality itself, and so far takes new heights, with a supreme creativity of ghostly rationale, of which phenomenon I will quote a single example below…
    “One might think that these six ghosts might look exactly alike, but not so, for every one had as distinct a personality as though she had not been dead so long that nothing remained but bones. But there was a sort of emanation of some indefinable kind; an atmosphere of some occult property that took the place of flesh and body. In some curious and inexplicable way this gave to each skeleton a separate individuality.”
  19. CHAPTER IV
    “At one time there was over five thousand corpses under the church, but hardly anybody knowed it. The most of the coffins was old what was in the back vault, specially the lower line, and often when a new fellow was put in on top of the other lot the old coffins would mash down to nothing, and nothing of the body would be left, but the bones, and you can just guess how that squeezed.”
    And that is the least if it. I’ve left the best bits for you to read in the book, where even when you’re dead, you can have banquets! Imagine the metabolisms! “The noise of the fleshless jaws clapping together as they ate was like the patter of hailstones on the roof.” Not to speak of the boned turkey! Yet there are sadnesses here, too. Like the once tall man now a shortened ghost because of the crush in the coffins. And on a whiter, lighter note the ghost whose bones are so clean because his wife cleaned them after his death. And much more.
    Can you believe this book exists? Or am I making it all up? Important, if you are a horror genre reader or simply an appreciator of literary history, you need to find out, and soon. Yet I have not finished reading it, unless of course I die first. Except I think a ghost reading a book is not completely impossible. Was one mentioned in this chapter?
  20. CHAPTER V
    “I wish very much to know how a man feels when he knows that he is drawing his last breath, when in short, he knows he is dying.”
    A wild chapter, with some longueurs, but full of eccentricity and human nature’s foibles, rivalries in basics as well as poetry, in cited epitaphs, social graces, women’s lore, hierarchies, pecking orders, ‘rubber-neckers’, etc., at least partly surrounding a toast to the arrival of an Egyptian Princess.
    And the ghosts’ answers — to the above question from our newspaper man — will disturb you in a good genre way and indeed inspire you with a new breath, and conceits of death passports via life’s consummation, concepts yet to fully grasp. The Alchemy of Death, I think I shall personally subtitle this remarkable novel. Has literature borne such concepts before – or since?
  21. CHAPTER VI
    “There is no religion as you have been taught to consider it in any of the underground places,” replied the ghost. “It will surprise some of the preachers when they come down to learn even the little we know. They preach one thing, but when they get here they will find that truth in all things, love to your neighbor, and charity to all is all that is required of us, and I believe all that is essential to give us a chance to work out our own salvation.”
    Thank God for that! I say.
    Another long motley chapter, with much talk of the logistics of death, and whether this place be Purgatory or not, I am still unsure. Inter gender treatment in the retrospective of the men’s behaviour to their wives in previous life; a much quirky post-eschatology, I guess, and there is talk of the treatment of children after their deaths, and much else. Very strange indeed that just before reading this chapter this evening, my wife had unusually charged me with watering the garden, as she had forgotten to do this before going to choir. I duly wielded the hose for quite a while and, afterwards, read here a significant tale by one of the ghosts about his own dreadful experience with such a hose shortly before his death. That is honestly true. Meanwhile, this novel continues to be a staggering experience, and there is no way I can do it justice here. I sense there is only one more chapter to read.
  22. CHAPTER VII
    “‘I suppose you are greatly amused,’ said the ghost, who, the young man now noticed, was lame and limped painfully as he moved around,…”
    Probably the most moving chapter of all, the one that will clinch the necessary question to all readers of horror genre and literature: Have you read Olive Harper’s Sociable Ghost yet? The one to which I have added my personal subtitle of The Alchemy of Death. The establishment of gravity in the ghost, as well as humour and philosophy and eschatology and ironic anti-anti-natalism. The interchange of limbs and heads, and the nature of identity. Shedding parts of you crab-like, towards some wonderful gestalt that some call Heaven? Or Hell? The interaction of the living and the dead, the importance of headstones and graves, at least before cremation. But now, in irony, creation beyond cremation itself?
    The Bible versus Science.
    The Odic Force
    Mediums
    Penance
    “We can for a time drop off all material parts of ourselves, and then there is but the spiritual part and that is invisible, and can go anywhere by a thought. I might explain by asking if you ever saw a flock of winged ants settle down on the ground and lift off their wings and leave them there. When I want to leave my body, or what is left of it, I just give a lift and somehow I then leave the body behind and soar away. Soar after all is not the word to use, for the movement is more like a flash, and the movement is swift as thought, and nothing is so swift as that, not even lightning.”
    “and I am sure that dogs would not have to wait for their passports as we do, for they are not filled with evil”
    “There is no room for old writers. The cry is always for new thoughts, fresh ideas and the finish and depth of thought which the elderly writers bring are nothing beside the sensational work of the young man.”
    “He now became aware of a subdued murmur that passed all over the place. The sociable ghost stood near him by the side of the stone from under which he had exuded, so to speak, earlier in the night. He suddenly dropped to his knees, regardless of the pebbles which might have hurt the fleshless bones, and began rubbing the stone actively, while there were sounds of moaning and sobbing heard all over the place, and in the semi-darkness the young man saw forms crouching down by the different headstones.”
    “but the Master knows our motives, our ignorance, the pressure of outside influence, temptation and environment, and it is safe to trust to Him, for knowing all and being our Creator, He knows and pities our weaknesses, and compassionately gives a chance to—and—so—well we can—my dear sir, I can say no more now, for the time is up. Good-bye till next year—good-bye.”
    And much more, including the final epiphany of our once lovelorn, human-fallible newspaper man who is granted this dream. But not a dream, but a real visit, I deem it, transcending the otherwise impossible communication between the living and their ghosts. As if ghost stories have had their Alchemy of wisps and superstitions and eeriness combined together within a sudden solid arrival of an Unidentified Landed Object into such literature, one with the highest dense specific gravity. Or so I ramble on in personal extrapolation of this ancient, perhaps flawed, masterpiece. The flaws, if any, create its perfection of imperfection. Dross and gold.
    The earlier stories in the book enhance this whole experience.
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