A Walk Through The Forest
posted Tuesday, 6 November 2007
A fiction by DF Lewis written today:
A Walk Through The Forest
I changed the rhythm of my pace as I entered a special part of the Wood that the map called Forest.
I waited for reaction to the opening of my ghost story but none came. There was nobody to react.
It’s an easy note to strike – pretending that my narration was being made to a gathering of like-minded people in the cosy firelight of a civilised turn-of-the-century parlour, each participant eager to enter into conversation with me by constructively interrupting my narration, entering such discourse as easily as they might have entered the trees of the story: a story made more believable because of their awestruck, rapt attention and interpersonal responses to it. But I was simply telling the story to myself so as to have my own company in real time while still actually within the story’s woody gloaming itself. You see, I did not want to believe it. Belief would have been too frightening. And if I told it to others, I would have been duty-bound to believe it, so as to give the story an edge of suspenseful credence the more so to entertain my audience.
I did not want to believe it, I maintain. Quite frightening even if this were half-believable; more so if it were truly real.
The trees were thickening around me as I spoke. Or should I say, as I strode? I tried to switch my mind to other concerns – was the parlour (in which I would have preferred to sit telling this story to like-minders) as veritably turn-of-the-century as I had earlier assumed. If so, the turn of which century? The cadences of the room’s decorations and in-built electronica indicated 1999 fast becoming 2000 in the mistaken fear of end-of-the-millennium changes, a fear that was so prevalent then. But looking at the listeners, they were dressed as if it were 1899! One was dressed like a Victorian Vampire. But, of course, nothing in the parlour could be real. That was just my daydream to help me withstand the Forest that the Wood had now become.
My map originally showed me entering a sparsely and intermittently wooded suburban area. But now it indicated that I was beyond the pale of this outer countrified residentiality of a gaslit city and was soon to be bodily overcome by trees without even glimpses of house-lights between the trunks. Earlier, I was amidst topiary and rigorous tree-surgery. Now it was as if I had grown an unruly head of hair and I had no narrative comb to untangle it.
“Sorry, why were you walking there in the first place? I didn’t really hear you begin the story, as I got here a bit late?”
I stared at the man who had interrupted me. He was squatting on a stool too near the fire for comfort, clutching an umbrella with which he had bustled into the parlour. Indeed, because of the firelight, he was the only person I could now see clearly, with the dusk having abruptly turned the parlour windows tantamount to night-blocks – and nobody had evidently thought to switch on the parlour’s new-fangled lights. The other members of the audience had become shadowy presences subsuming the characterisations I had given them before the man with the umbrella had entered the room. I did, however, sense I heard mounting mutterings among these shadows, either agreeing with the man’s question because they, too, had missed at least some of my preamble or complaining that he had spoilt their concentration of listening with his interruption.
“You may leave your umbrella in the hall,” I suggested, more to take the fanning wind out of his sails than to offer helpful advice. In truth, I, too, had forgotten how my story had begun, and I merely deployed delaying tactics. With a face flushed by embarrassment or by fire, the man scuttled from the room. My own fluster thankfully was disguised by the autumnal gloom having drained all colour from me.
I laughed; my daydream seemed to take on a life of its own: an autonomous narrative course quite outside the reality of my situation. I shivered as the trees around me shrugged their shoulders in the re-freshening of the wind. It was as if they scorned ... spurned my laughter.
A walk through the forest. This was, however, no routine constitutional after an unduly heavy supper. I felt I was feverishly intent upon leaving somewhere for good or eager to arrive at a permanent abode after a long period of idle wandering. I had only the rhythm of my pace to give any clue as to whence or whereto I went.
Easing the pace to slower than a walk, I stared at the map in the scratching-light of a match. The place called Wood seemed to spread from amid the last housing estate towards the edge of a place called Forest, the two places’ relative tree-densities represented by the varying of cross-hatching between irregular margins.
I looked around. Were they following me? My language was often over-florid. My thought-patterns retained their own form of diverse cross-hatching. I had no hope of being followed on this rite of passage. I was alone. Unutterably alone.
But ghost stories could not contain such loneliness, if only because of the ghost’s presence itself presenting a company of sorts to a lonely narrator. Given Victorian beliefs, a ghost could be just as sentient as those who were not ghosts. But...
Pace for pace, I suddenly felt we were mutual shadows, the ghost and I. A Wagnerian quest for each other.
“You said you were alone, didn’t you? What was it you said, unutterably alone? But you did utter it! And now you admit there is a ghost to keep you company. Not that I believe in ghosts!”
The man (now without his umbrella) had returned to his fireside position and positively laughed at his invocation of my inconsistency. He was evidently trying to get his own back.
I tried to spurn his faulty logic by returning to the Forest. The map now told me I was in an inner part of Forest called Wood. I could see through the trunks towards vistas of a new electrified city. I would soon be out of the Wood altogether without having to retrace the rhythm of my steps. Not through the middle and out the other side – but deeper towards the middle where, strangely, things now became clearer.
A crack of gunshot. I fell to the ground dead. I felt a comb being dragged with difficulty through my shaggy head of hair, and heard the crackle of branches as shadowy story-arsonists roamed in my wake. Then the stench of flesh. Thankfully, a kindly ghost sheltered my body from the rain with the unfurling of his portable parlour ceiling.
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Two recent sayings by DFL
Two recent sayings by DFL
posted Wednesday, 19 May 2010
"...there is much discontent built into a fragile certainty of faith but much potential hope in resilient uncertainty."
"One man's obfuscation is another man's struggle to express the inexpressible."
posted Wednesday, 19 May 2010
"...there is much discontent built into a fragile certainty of faith but much potential hope in resilient uncertainty."
"One man's obfuscation is another man's struggle to express the inexpressible."
Saturday, September 04, 2010
Harvest Time
posted Tuesday, 29 May 2007
HARVEST TIME… by Gordon Lewis and D.F.Lewis.
First published in 'Enigmatic Tales' 2000
>EVENTUALLY TO BE PUBLISHED IN A COLLECTION OF DFL COLLABORATIONS: http://nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/long-term-project-to-find-an-independent-publisher-for-a-selection-of-my-collaborations-from-yesteryear/" data-mce-href="http://nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/long-term-project-to-find-an-independent-publisher-for-a-selection-of-my-collaborations-from-yesteryear/">http://nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/long-term-project-to-find-an-independent-publisher-for-a-selection-of-my-collaborations-from-yesteryear/> (26 Sep 12)
THE END.
'Only Connect' paperback collection of collaborative stories by DFL and GL:
=========================
EDIT (20/7/07) Dad found his true Hiraeth on 28/6/07. RIP. des
HARVEST TIME… by Gordon Lewis and D.F.Lewis.
First published in 'Enigmatic Tales' 2000
>EVENTUALLY TO BE PUBLISHED IN A COLLECTION OF DFL COLLABORATIONS: http://nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/long-term-project-to-find-an-independent-publisher-for-a-selection-of-my-collaborations-from-yesteryear/" data-mce-href="http://nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/long-term-project-to-find-an-independent-publisher-for-a-selection-of-my-collaborations-from-yesteryear/">http://nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/long-term-project-to-find-an-independent-publisher-for-a-selection-of-my-collaborations-from-yesteryear/> (26 Sep 12)
THE END.
'Only Connect' paperback collection of collaborative stories by DFL and GL:
=========================
EDIT (20/7/07) Dad found his true Hiraeth on 28/6/07. RIP. des
Seascape
posted Saturday, 10 March 2007
SEASCAPE
A landscape by Constable I could take for granted.
A seascape by Turner, too.
A single painting by both artists – a collaboration – would bear a cathedral in full marine rigging, as it rose between banks or waves of wild flowers or flows or saltings or maltings or tiles or ridge tides.
Torn between truth and trust in truth.
I dreamed this hybrid plant into existence. Plant and machinery of dream deliberately planted within a linear flow of impossible or clandestine art. A painting on the wall that I could reach out to touch – if the gallery-guard of dreams would allow me to get close enough to its reality. Constable had never collaborated with Turner except along this edge of dream and non-dream. Turner turned to me with a vicious face, waking me to his anger at being dreamed into a passably believable collaboration policed only by a sense of nonsense…
A joint effort he had never wanted to share.
So, he showed me his Fighting Temeraire.
He showed me, too, his bent shape
At the easel of a still-wet seascape –
The distance being widely vast,
The remains of the ship a simple mast
Upon a site of fleeing sea-bed
Rising through its own hardened head
Into runnelled landscaping rains
Pierced by turning spires and drenched hay-wains.
I felt the two artists within me arm-wrestle to win the canvas of vision upon which their elbows rested…
Until one was sunk
And the other buried
Below the haltings of seascaped land,
Leaving each just one brushless hand.
(written today)
SEASCAPE
A landscape by Constable I could take for granted.
A seascape by Turner, too.
A single painting by both artists – a collaboration – would bear a cathedral in full marine rigging, as it rose between banks or waves of wild flowers or flows or saltings or maltings or tiles or ridge tides.
Torn between truth and trust in truth.
I dreamed this hybrid plant into existence. Plant and machinery of dream deliberately planted within a linear flow of impossible or clandestine art. A painting on the wall that I could reach out to touch – if the gallery-guard of dreams would allow me to get close enough to its reality. Constable had never collaborated with Turner except along this edge of dream and non-dream. Turner turned to me with a vicious face, waking me to his anger at being dreamed into a passably believable collaboration policed only by a sense of nonsense…
A joint effort he had never wanted to share.
So, he showed me his Fighting Temeraire.
He showed me, too, his bent shape
At the easel of a still-wet seascape –
The distance being widely vast,
The remains of the ship a simple mast
Upon a site of fleeing sea-bed
Rising through its own hardened head
Into runnelled landscaping rains
Pierced by turning spires and drenched hay-wains.
I felt the two artists within me arm-wrestle to win the canvas of vision upon which their elbows rested…
Until one was sunk
And the other buried
Below the haltings of seascaped land,
Leaving each just one brushless hand.
(written today)
The Chivalry of Fame
The Chivalry of Fame
posted Thursday, 13 May 2010
This year, I was challenged by another writer to a Duel of Fame. You may find details of it by a careful or lucky search of a world that does not really exist: the Internet.
To cut a long story short, it has transpired that whoever of us becomes most famous in 50 years’ time wins the Duel. There are some Rules of Engagement including the formal yardstick by which to measure Fame. Another particularly interesting Rule is: “In the event of neither participant becoming famous, the Duel is deemed Null Immortalis.”
One certainty: in 50 years any fame, sadly, for me is Posthumous.
Or, better, Retrocausal?
Or, even better, Nemonymous. Forever.
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posted Thursday, 13 May 2010
This year, I was challenged by another writer to a Duel of Fame. You may find details of it by a careful or lucky search of a world that does not really exist: the Internet.
To cut a long story short, it has transpired that whoever of us becomes most famous in 50 years’ time wins the Duel. There are some Rules of Engagement including the formal yardstick by which to measure Fame. Another particularly interesting Rule is: “In the event of neither participant becoming famous, the Duel is deemed Null Immortalis.”
One certainty: in 50 years any fame, sadly, for me is Posthumous.
Or, better, Retrocausal?
Or, even better, Nemonymous. Forever.
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Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Big Brother 11 (2010) - part 5
continued from here: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2010/08/big-brother-11-2010-part-four.html
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Makosi in the shower -
John's own ludicrous silent eviction - back to his own Booby (or Bristols?) -
Truly horrific Mr Snuggles scaring Nikki with a plastic hand on a stick, but Chantelle facing him down -
Nadia and UnCoolio...
This was a classic BB.
But Coolio's gone?
Brian or Ulrika to win?
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Not so good tonight. I thought BB was a bit harsh on Coolio - they didn't really leave him much option but to leave. Nadia can give as good she gets.
And the rest was all a bit silly. Contrived.
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Wonderful report, as ever, Marion. You often make me think and change my views.
A BB summer without Marion's writerly BBeatitudes would not be a BB summer.
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The Victor / Nick alliance (instigated by the former) was a treat to watch. Well-oiled BB machinations (intentional and dis-intentional, theaitrical and real) in BB-classic evolution.
Victor is also partly gauche, partly slick, peppering his verbal sinuosities with 'you know' and 'you know what I mean'. He is both self-consciously / clumsily deliberate and briskly brash on confident auto-pilot.
Nick a mere co-pilot but finding his 'nasty' feet again.
Decolletage rampant, indeed - changing the subject to erupting breasts...
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As an aside, these cricketers 'underperforming' so at to benefit finanacially from gambling bets - didn't John McC do just that in BB?
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'Makosi' should be a technical term for something or other...
'The African Queen' - as dubbed by Ulrika - is certainly centre stage. I can't see her being evicted. She has such a sculptural face... and artistic curves and slopes that nobody can quite fathom, even Escher.
Something not mentioned so far was a most striking event in BB history I think, ie. Craig's hoax - it brought out so many cross-sections of emotion. It was done with such panache, too.
And could we really be seeing a *genuine* rapprochement in the strangely public love of Chantelle & Preston?
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Brian's task was silly and so was his punishment for failing it.
The majorettes fell a bit flat too, although they seemed to enjoy it.
Nikki remains the most touchy - but that reminds me - her antics in the DR with the shock-suit yesterday were hilariousy catatonic and wildly body-ripping.
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Ma Makosi to go!?
Heaven Forfend.
Nikki's face like playdoh? LOL. How true.
I like Nikki. She's unashamedly playing the Nikki card from BB7 but, somehow, I believe it is still the real Nikki and how she behaves in real life.
This is what I said on TTA in 2006:
Nikki is a mixture of (i) acting and (ii) self-believed-self-imposed-torment-which-isn't-con scious-acting.
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Yes, Makosi's wasp sting does seem very symbolic, almost taken into ownership as cause as well as effect by its victim / perpetrator. God's gentle thorn in her side as a reminder of His presence. He reserved the Crown for His Son.
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No, not Dave...
But PIE JESU !! Lord Have Mercy!
And Vanessa Felz! OMG!
Nadia found one of Ahmed's plates and blamed it on Ulrika.
And Brian danced with several Bubble surrogates.
And Kandy Floss! Chantelle should have sung it with Michael Barrymore and Pete 'round round like a record' Burns!
Sounds as if Nadia and Makosi may be going tonight judging by the boos.
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Indeed, Ma makkosi hath gone to a better place. May her bodice ever RIP.
I thought Nadia was atrocious. I suspect I thought that last time, too. I'll look up to see what I said then a little later (was it BB7?)
I actually liked the performance of Pie Jesu. Not Bass but frothy Coloratura. It could be a game-winning performance for Michelle....?
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Thanks, Marion.
Oh well, no accounting for taste. The only thing I can find about Nadia written by myself is:
Nadia is improving all the time.
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Your vision of VF lifting her veil is vintage Marion. Wonderful!
As is your savouring of Nikki's Annunciation ... of 'discarded'.
Meanwhile, Nikki's office task with Pete Bennet was dreadful, the very depths of fabrication and post-retrocausal special effects. The ultimate abyss.
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I did not buy it to read it but today's STAR on the news rack has this headline:
NADIA: MY BIG BROTHER HELL
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Thanks, Marion.
That's serious stuff.
And interesting she used the word 'discarded' in the Star article. I wonder whether it was a conscious echo of Nikki. Or whether it retrocaused Nikki to use it in the first place?
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VF dealt efficiently with Nikki's made-up whining about beds. But equally we had to endure more talk of VF's gastric band as modelled by a water-bottle.
Nasty Nick was doing an Eric Cantona alone in the garden...
Dressed to mosh, but little moshing spotted at the metal party...
Ultimate Big Brother is entering its 'dying fall'.
Michelle to win. Or Victor.
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Parfait, Marion.
I just wanted to add mention of our friend John Tickle in the tickle job.
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Nikki's play-doh face in the DR tonight did a hilarious mime of Ulrika.
Although I thought the Feltz Show another example of how BB has gone wrong this season, I was intrigued by the pretend pretence / pretend reality / real reality -- as a trifold trope of tearfulness typical of such shows -- as represented by Chantelle's reaction within that trifold trope.
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We seem to have diametric opposite views on the Feltz Show, Marion. Both in its staged and fabricated and pre-rehearsed essence (with retrocausal special effects) and the (unknowing) contribution of Chantelle.
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A gem of a programme tonight.
Victor was the star - with just the right mix of humour and rudeness, passiveness and aggression. And sportsmanship with the 'vile' foods. Dressed as a tree, he was a sight to remember. He has probably won the show - with Nikki second...
Nikki's touching speech about her illness to VF (credit to VF to draw it out) was indeed memorable.
As was Nick's memory of telling an outrageous lie on BB1 (which I did not watch). Nor did I watch VF's original CBB.
But hated the bottle game.
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Tonight, other than the amateurish jiggling and jabbing of limbs in a generally failed attempt to dance (Vanessa being a game old bird in this regard), the evening has been marked by Ulrika reasonlessly losing her temper over a tiny matter concerned with Preston's migraine.
But Nikki's splits went down well.
Otherwise, pretty much much of a muchness. And Chantelle blubbing over home sickness and Prestonitis.
I'll probably be missing tomorrow's show so will be depending on Marion to fill me in....
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And I have hated - during this series - the 'excitement' drumbeat behind Davina and her increased screaming at the camera.
Yes, Nikki as Jimmy Savile. A weird comparison.
(BTW, I'm only pleased Brian Belo hasn't turned up in this Ulitmate BB!)
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Thanks, Marion.
You are my favourite reporter of BB on TTA.
I'm sad about BB ending - and about BB Summers and Celebrity Winters here, too, ending.
I think Brian may win tonight. But Victor, just on this Ultimate Season's showing, deserves to do so. Nikki may swing it, too.
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I've now come to the considered conclusion that Nikki is the one most likely to win, based on my knowledge of life, the universe, everything.
It seems that we shall be glued to the box tonight from 7.30 to 11.30!
Gulp!
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Despite its retrocausal special effects, the funeral scene for BB I've just watched was touching and strikingly cinematic - Gosforth Park with Nikki Kidman. Barber's Adagio brought a tear to my eye, a tear shared with Davina. And maybe with Marion.
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From that to another funeral - Jade's.
Touching in a different way. I'll search out what I said about Jade in the past, if I can.
In between, housemates have left to leave three still in contention: Nikki, Brian & Chantelle.
I still hold by Nikki winning. I hope so.
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2007:
LOL at Jade being the 25th most influential person in the world, yet she can't pronounce or understand the word 'influential'!
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Fascinated earlier by Jade's almost Shakespearean soliloquy about being in the BB House wih such a mother. She, incredibly, this Jade of yore (equally an oxymoronic phenomenon) is her own mother's mother.
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Interesting dynamics between Shilpa and Jade tonight. Jade now has a strange mixture of naivety and maturity which she never had in her original BB.
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Jade's dream as well as her 'free association' on eskimos - interesting as a borderline self-deception and outward conniving.
Things have taken a serious turn. Potentially damaging to those who create it, appear in it and, dare I say, those millions who watch it. We (the generic we) have become participants by complaining and affecting its course. Maybe those complaints are justified, but that's perhaps another topic thread (political correctness etc etc). And only those who watch it continuously live (as opposed to just the summaries) can even attempt to make judgements. Normal discourse of people who don't like each other or racially motivated taunts? Cultural ignorance or pointed hate?
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Just anoher consideration - one that may be completely wrong ... Jade (assessed as the 25th most influential person in the world before going into this CBB) is probably not a racist as she would not have felt herself able to act like this (on class grounds) to an Indian lady if she were a racist - if you see what I mean.
But that may be granting too much intelligence to Jade. She certainly seems to have no inbuilt instinct as to possible external perceptions of her bahaviour.
I'm not trying to make excuses for her but still trying to fathom the whole phenomenon. Some may say it is a waste of time to apply one's mind to it at all - but that is escaping the influence of BB (an influence (good or bad) that has become apparent worldwide, it seems).
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Jade is remarkably articulate when trying to patch things up. I hope the world is easy on her frailties. I fear it will not be.
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Well, Jade was brave and, in the circumstances, relatively cool. Almost a tragic figure summoning stoicism. Yet, still culpable. Knowingly culpable. How can so much be within someone so ostensibly shallow?
Amazing
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I'd forgotten many of the housemates I glimpsed on the Davina tribute show - and pleased to see Pete Burns sing his one-hit wonder.
Yes, Marion, on to the grand finale. Nikki or Brian?
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Nikki about to be interviewed. And Brian is to be winner.
I loved the opening to the 'Final hour' with a sort of macabre Venetian funeral procession and Davina in Widow's Weeds - and the band is great.
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The backward click is recognition of some retrocausal force...
The DR Chair's angel wings a symbol of BB heaven.
The band and the fireworks...
Well done, Brian.
And thanks, Marion, for six years of your fulsome reporting that has allowed me to ricochet.
I'm sad, but feeling fulfilled.
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Genuine celebration at the end. Can TV repeat such mixed emotions ever again? I doubt it.
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Finger clicks on Ultimate Big Brother
posted Saturday, 11 September 2010
I have been complaining about retrocausal special effects on this year's Big Brother - i.e. tarting up the summary programme's footage with music and cinematic frills to 'retrocause' motives and meaning - and generally to over-egg the cake of entertainment from very basic ingredients.
The backward clicks and hand clicking by Brian, Victor, Nikki, Nick, Chantelle, Preston, Ulrika were intended (consciously or sub-consciously) to mark this travesty and to neutralise any ill-effects of retrocausality from their future lives as a result of this Big Brother event.
There is also a superstition attached similarly to such overt but otherwise seemingly inexplicable finger-clicking.
Please see my long-term commentary on Big Brother (with Marion) here:
http://ttapress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=182
Click on!
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Makosi in the shower -
John's own ludicrous silent eviction - back to his own Booby (or Bristols?) -
Truly horrific Mr Snuggles scaring Nikki with a plastic hand on a stick, but Chantelle facing him down -
Nadia and UnCoolio...
This was a classic BB.
But Coolio's gone?
Brian or Ulrika to win?
.
Not so good tonight. I thought BB was a bit harsh on Coolio - they didn't really leave him much option but to leave. Nadia can give as good she gets.
And the rest was all a bit silly. Contrived.
.
Wonderful report, as ever, Marion. You often make me think and change my views.
A BB summer without Marion's writerly BBeatitudes would not be a BB summer.
.
The Victor / Nick alliance (instigated by the former) was a treat to watch. Well-oiled BB machinations (intentional and dis-intentional, theaitrical and real) in BB-classic evolution.
Victor is also partly gauche, partly slick, peppering his verbal sinuosities with 'you know' and 'you know what I mean'. He is both self-consciously / clumsily deliberate and briskly brash on confident auto-pilot.
Nick a mere co-pilot but finding his 'nasty' feet again.
Decolletage rampant, indeed - changing the subject to erupting breasts...
.
As an aside, these cricketers 'underperforming' so at to benefit finanacially from gambling bets - didn't John McC do just that in BB?
.
'Makosi' should be a technical term for something or other...
'The African Queen' - as dubbed by Ulrika - is certainly centre stage. I can't see her being evicted. She has such a sculptural face... and artistic curves and slopes that nobody can quite fathom, even Escher.
Something not mentioned so far was a most striking event in BB history I think, ie. Craig's hoax - it brought out so many cross-sections of emotion. It was done with such panache, too.
And could we really be seeing a *genuine* rapprochement in the strangely public love of Chantelle & Preston?
.
Brian's task was silly and so was his punishment for failing it.
The majorettes fell a bit flat too, although they seemed to enjoy it.
Nikki remains the most touchy - but that reminds me - her antics in the DR with the shock-suit yesterday were hilariousy catatonic and wildly body-ripping.
.
Ma Makosi to go!?
Heaven Forfend.
Nikki's face like playdoh? LOL. How true.
I like Nikki. She's unashamedly playing the Nikki card from BB7 but, somehow, I believe it is still the real Nikki and how she behaves in real life.
This is what I said on TTA in 2006:
Nikki is a mixture of (i) acting and (ii) self-believed-self-imposed-torment-which-isn't-con scious-acting.
.
Yes, Makosi's wasp sting does seem very symbolic, almost taken into ownership as cause as well as effect by its victim / perpetrator. God's gentle thorn in her side as a reminder of His presence. He reserved the Crown for His Son.
.
No, not Dave...
But PIE JESU !! Lord Have Mercy!
And Vanessa Felz! OMG!
Nadia found one of Ahmed's plates and blamed it on Ulrika.
And Brian danced with several Bubble surrogates.
And Kandy Floss! Chantelle should have sung it with Michael Barrymore and Pete 'round round like a record' Burns!
Sounds as if Nadia and Makosi may be going tonight judging by the boos.
.
Indeed, Ma makkosi hath gone to a better place. May her bodice ever RIP.
I thought Nadia was atrocious. I suspect I thought that last time, too. I'll look up to see what I said then a little later (was it BB7?)
I actually liked the performance of Pie Jesu. Not Bass but frothy Coloratura. It could be a game-winning performance for Michelle....?
.
Thanks, Marion.
Oh well, no accounting for taste. The only thing I can find about Nadia written by myself is:
Nadia is improving all the time.
.
Your vision of VF lifting her veil is vintage Marion. Wonderful!
As is your savouring of Nikki's Annunciation ... of 'discarded'.
Meanwhile, Nikki's office task with Pete Bennet was dreadful, the very depths of fabrication and post-retrocausal special effects. The ultimate abyss.
.
I did not buy it to read it but today's STAR on the news rack has this headline:
NADIA: MY BIG BROTHER HELL
.
Thanks, Marion.
That's serious stuff.
And interesting she used the word 'discarded' in the Star article. I wonder whether it was a conscious echo of Nikki. Or whether it retrocaused Nikki to use it in the first place?
.
VF dealt efficiently with Nikki's made-up whining about beds. But equally we had to endure more talk of VF's gastric band as modelled by a water-bottle.
Nasty Nick was doing an Eric Cantona alone in the garden...
Dressed to mosh, but little moshing spotted at the metal party...
Ultimate Big Brother is entering its 'dying fall'.
Michelle to win. Or Victor.
.
Parfait, Marion.
I just wanted to add mention of our friend John Tickle in the tickle job.
.
Nikki's play-doh face in the DR tonight did a hilarious mime of Ulrika.
Although I thought the Feltz Show another example of how BB has gone wrong this season, I was intrigued by the pretend pretence / pretend reality / real reality -- as a trifold trope of tearfulness typical of such shows -- as represented by Chantelle's reaction within that trifold trope.
.
We seem to have diametric opposite views on the Feltz Show, Marion. Both in its staged and fabricated and pre-rehearsed essence (with retrocausal special effects) and the (unknowing) contribution of Chantelle.
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A gem of a programme tonight.
Victor was the star - with just the right mix of humour and rudeness, passiveness and aggression. And sportsmanship with the 'vile' foods. Dressed as a tree, he was a sight to remember. He has probably won the show - with Nikki second...
Nikki's touching speech about her illness to VF (credit to VF to draw it out) was indeed memorable.
As was Nick's memory of telling an outrageous lie on BB1 (which I did not watch). Nor did I watch VF's original CBB.
But hated the bottle game.
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Tonight, other than the amateurish jiggling and jabbing of limbs in a generally failed attempt to dance (Vanessa being a game old bird in this regard), the evening has been marked by Ulrika reasonlessly losing her temper over a tiny matter concerned with Preston's migraine.
But Nikki's splits went down well.
Otherwise, pretty much much of a muchness. And Chantelle blubbing over home sickness and Prestonitis.
I'll probably be missing tomorrow's show so will be depending on Marion to fill me in....
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And I have hated - during this series - the 'excitement' drumbeat behind Davina and her increased screaming at the camera.
Yes, Nikki as Jimmy Savile. A weird comparison.
(BTW, I'm only pleased Brian Belo hasn't turned up in this Ulitmate BB!)
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Thanks, Marion.
You are my favourite reporter of BB on TTA.
I'm sad about BB ending - and about BB Summers and Celebrity Winters here, too, ending.
I think Brian may win tonight. But Victor, just on this Ultimate Season's showing, deserves to do so. Nikki may swing it, too.
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I've now come to the considered conclusion that Nikki is the one most likely to win, based on my knowledge of life, the universe, everything.
It seems that we shall be glued to the box tonight from 7.30 to 11.30!
Gulp!
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Despite its retrocausal special effects, the funeral scene for BB I've just watched was touching and strikingly cinematic - Gosforth Park with Nikki Kidman. Barber's Adagio brought a tear to my eye, a tear shared with Davina. And maybe with Marion.
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From that to another funeral - Jade's.
Touching in a different way. I'll search out what I said about Jade in the past, if I can.
In between, housemates have left to leave three still in contention: Nikki, Brian & Chantelle.
I still hold by Nikki winning. I hope so.
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2007:
LOL at Jade being the 25th most influential person in the world, yet she can't pronounce or understand the word 'influential'!
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Fascinated earlier by Jade's almost Shakespearean soliloquy about being in the BB House wih such a mother. She, incredibly, this Jade of yore (equally an oxymoronic phenomenon) is her own mother's mother.
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Interesting dynamics between Shilpa and Jade tonight. Jade now has a strange mixture of naivety and maturity which she never had in her original BB.
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Jade's dream as well as her 'free association' on eskimos - interesting as a borderline self-deception and outward conniving.
Things have taken a serious turn. Potentially damaging to those who create it, appear in it and, dare I say, those millions who watch it. We (the generic we) have become participants by complaining and affecting its course. Maybe those complaints are justified, but that's perhaps another topic thread (political correctness etc etc). And only those who watch it continuously live (as opposed to just the summaries) can even attempt to make judgements. Normal discourse of people who don't like each other or racially motivated taunts? Cultural ignorance or pointed hate?
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Just anoher consideration - one that may be completely wrong ... Jade (assessed as the 25th most influential person in the world before going into this CBB) is probably not a racist as she would not have felt herself able to act like this (on class grounds) to an Indian lady if she were a racist - if you see what I mean.
But that may be granting too much intelligence to Jade. She certainly seems to have no inbuilt instinct as to possible external perceptions of her bahaviour.
I'm not trying to make excuses for her but still trying to fathom the whole phenomenon. Some may say it is a waste of time to apply one's mind to it at all - but that is escaping the influence of BB (an influence (good or bad) that has become apparent worldwide, it seems).
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Jade is remarkably articulate when trying to patch things up. I hope the world is easy on her frailties. I fear it will not be.
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Well, Jade was brave and, in the circumstances, relatively cool. Almost a tragic figure summoning stoicism. Yet, still culpable. Knowingly culpable. How can so much be within someone so ostensibly shallow?
Amazing
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I'd forgotten many of the housemates I glimpsed on the Davina tribute show - and pleased to see Pete Burns sing his one-hit wonder.
Yes, Marion, on to the grand finale. Nikki or Brian?
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Nikki about to be interviewed. And Brian is to be winner.
I loved the opening to the 'Final hour' with a sort of macabre Venetian funeral procession and Davina in Widow's Weeds - and the band is great.
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The backward click is recognition of some retrocausal force...
The DR Chair's angel wings a symbol of BB heaven.
The band and the fireworks...
Well done, Brian.
And thanks, Marion, for six years of your fulsome reporting that has allowed me to ricochet.
I'm sad, but feeling fulfilled.
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Genuine celebration at the end. Can TV repeat such mixed emotions ever again? I doubt it.
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Finger clicks on Ultimate Big Brother
posted Saturday, 11 September 2010
I have been complaining about retrocausal special effects on this year's Big Brother - i.e. tarting up the summary programme's footage with music and cinematic frills to 'retrocause' motives and meaning - and generally to over-egg the cake of entertainment from very basic ingredients.
The backward clicks and hand clicking by Brian, Victor, Nikki, Nick, Chantelle, Preston, Ulrika were intended (consciously or sub-consciously) to mark this travesty and to neutralise any ill-effects of retrocausality from their future lives as a result of this Big Brother event.
There is also a superstition attached similarly to such overt but otherwise seemingly inexplicable finger-clicking.
Please see my long-term commentary on Big Brother (with Marion) here:
http://ttapress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=182
Click on!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Owen's Damascus Road
Owen's Damascus Road
posted Sunday, 18 February 2007
As he wended his way through the endemic mists that coiled about the mountainside, the warrior thanked God that he had been able to negotiate the morasses along the upward path. His thigh boots still showed the signs of the clinging weed, like the remains of a consumptive giant’s deep cough.
Owen the Curd sweated. The higher air seared the flesh remaindered by his outfit with the slow-moving funnels of its relative cold. He’d been told to leave the Lower Lands as a representative of the Curd race because, self-evidently, the God could hear prayers more easily further up the mountain. However, nobody had dreamt that, because of the mists, the God would not be able to be seen so readily as from the villages in the valley, during such two-way conversations which, in these parts, prayers had long since become. Nevertheless, being a race particularly hard of hearing, many misconceptions had grown up concerning the God’s own responses in those interchanges. Hence, Owen’s mission.
As he squatted on a tussock to catch a breather as it passed by on the turgid air flows, Owen visualised the God he had seen so often before: a moving face in the sky timelessly forming and unforming like clouds of flesh; the deep inarticulate thunder of the voice, much as a doctor’s must seem to patients in the local hospital; the forks of lightning jabbing across the cumulus eye-sockets; the groping fingers of roiling bone lovingly reaching out to those who prayed ... Once the image was fixed in his own flittering mind, Owen spoke:
‘O God, I’ve been sent to pray for victory in the war against the Iron Men. Us Curds need your help ... Please answer our prayers ... This is the make or break of our race ... We’ve never before prayed so hard ... If you like, we’ll make it our very last prayer ... If only you would please, please answer this one prayer…’
Suddenly, out of the mist, there strode another warrior, towering above Owen, with muscles that rippled down the tightening cords of his neck and chest (bare, despite the nagging chill). The huge two-handed broadsword, actually scabbarded in the flesh and bone at the side of his body, sparkled by its own light as it was withdrawn.
‘Why should I answer you Curds, and not those prayers spoken with equal earnestness by the Iron Men?’ came the roar, plucking syllables from the thunder like seeds from a pomegranate.
Owen was disturbed. This could not be the God of the Curds, for He did not resemble in any way the visualisation of the memory in the sky. Immediately suspecting it was a mortal representative of the Iron Men themselves, on a similar mission as himself, Owen stood up, his wet-weather gear cracking and crazing over with a strange geography of Ice. He would have to undo all the toggles, before he could get to his own broadsword. So, he decided to play for time:
‘Because our cause is just.”
“The Iron Men’s cause is just too.”
It was a mystery to Owen how there could be two just causes in one war. This could not be a God in any shape or form. By now, he had disentangled his weapon, and slew the taller warrior with one fell swoop; his aim was true, slicing with consummate downward ease through the skull, the chest, and, finally, the swag of intestines hanging between the legs. There was no chronology of wounds, just the instantaneous act. The two halves split asunder, scattering a purple clotted brew in all directions. Owen thanked God that his wet-weather gear was still relatively intact, as the other warrior’s innards filled-in between the ice-limned countries on his sou’wester with the bays and gulfs of tropic spume. Owen’s face, however, was open-mouthed and, as a drowning swimmer would involuntarily gulp the bitter salt of the waves, he found himself sicking downwards with the outcome of his sword-stroke.
Eventually, in a state of utter exhaustion and choking upon the phlegmy knot of his own body’s anti-viral defences in overdrive, he staggered down the mountain, the mists left behind stained pink. Alas, he found all the Curds and Iron Men had killed each other off in even nastier ways than he could have dreamt after a lifetime of warriorhood.
As a brave man, Owen would have committed suicide, if his own body had not already done the job for him: he realised, in his garbled way of thinking, that there need not have been a war at all if both causes were indeed just. Or even unjust, for that matter.
The thunder rumbled above the unpopulated valley, as if God were moving his furniture.
(published 'Mystique' 1990)
posted Sunday, 18 February 2007
As he wended his way through the endemic mists that coiled about the mountainside, the warrior thanked God that he had been able to negotiate the morasses along the upward path. His thigh boots still showed the signs of the clinging weed, like the remains of a consumptive giant’s deep cough.
Owen the Curd sweated. The higher air seared the flesh remaindered by his outfit with the slow-moving funnels of its relative cold. He’d been told to leave the Lower Lands as a representative of the Curd race because, self-evidently, the God could hear prayers more easily further up the mountain. However, nobody had dreamt that, because of the mists, the God would not be able to be seen so readily as from the villages in the valley, during such two-way conversations which, in these parts, prayers had long since become. Nevertheless, being a race particularly hard of hearing, many misconceptions had grown up concerning the God’s own responses in those interchanges. Hence, Owen’s mission.
As he squatted on a tussock to catch a breather as it passed by on the turgid air flows, Owen visualised the God he had seen so often before: a moving face in the sky timelessly forming and unforming like clouds of flesh; the deep inarticulate thunder of the voice, much as a doctor’s must seem to patients in the local hospital; the forks of lightning jabbing across the cumulus eye-sockets; the groping fingers of roiling bone lovingly reaching out to those who prayed ... Once the image was fixed in his own flittering mind, Owen spoke:
‘O God, I’ve been sent to pray for victory in the war against the Iron Men. Us Curds need your help ... Please answer our prayers ... This is the make or break of our race ... We’ve never before prayed so hard ... If you like, we’ll make it our very last prayer ... If only you would please, please answer this one prayer…’
Suddenly, out of the mist, there strode another warrior, towering above Owen, with muscles that rippled down the tightening cords of his neck and chest (bare, despite the nagging chill). The huge two-handed broadsword, actually scabbarded in the flesh and bone at the side of his body, sparkled by its own light as it was withdrawn.
‘Why should I answer you Curds, and not those prayers spoken with equal earnestness by the Iron Men?’ came the roar, plucking syllables from the thunder like seeds from a pomegranate.
Owen was disturbed. This could not be the God of the Curds, for He did not resemble in any way the visualisation of the memory in the sky. Immediately suspecting it was a mortal representative of the Iron Men themselves, on a similar mission as himself, Owen stood up, his wet-weather gear cracking and crazing over with a strange geography of Ice. He would have to undo all the toggles, before he could get to his own broadsword. So, he decided to play for time:
‘Because our cause is just.”
“The Iron Men’s cause is just too.”
It was a mystery to Owen how there could be two just causes in one war. This could not be a God in any shape or form. By now, he had disentangled his weapon, and slew the taller warrior with one fell swoop; his aim was true, slicing with consummate downward ease through the skull, the chest, and, finally, the swag of intestines hanging between the legs. There was no chronology of wounds, just the instantaneous act. The two halves split asunder, scattering a purple clotted brew in all directions. Owen thanked God that his wet-weather gear was still relatively intact, as the other warrior’s innards filled-in between the ice-limned countries on his sou’wester with the bays and gulfs of tropic spume. Owen’s face, however, was open-mouthed and, as a drowning swimmer would involuntarily gulp the bitter salt of the waves, he found himself sicking downwards with the outcome of his sword-stroke.
Eventually, in a state of utter exhaustion and choking upon the phlegmy knot of his own body’s anti-viral defences in overdrive, he staggered down the mountain, the mists left behind stained pink. Alas, he found all the Curds and Iron Men had killed each other off in even nastier ways than he could have dreamt after a lifetime of warriorhood.
As a brave man, Owen would have committed suicide, if his own body had not already done the job for him: he realised, in his garbled way of thinking, that there need not have been a war at all if both causes were indeed just. Or even unjust, for that matter.
The thunder rumbled above the unpopulated valley, as if God were moving his furniture.
(published 'Mystique' 1990)
A Work Of Art
A Work Of Art
posted Saturday, 10 February 2007
A WORK OF ART
When I first met Wrzesmian I took him to be an eccentric asylum seeker. Accustomed to finding him in the library's reading room stooped over a book, I assumed that he was quickly learning the English language so as better to fulfil the requirements of a Curriculum Vitae. Jobs were scarce unless the job you wanted was one nobody else wanted to do.
Wrzesmian’s ambitions were evidently grappling with the task of being a middle-aged man finding that the next necessary step in his destiny was to make a living for himself in a place where even his much younger fellow asylum seekers found it difficult to cut swathes beyond the path that led between their digs and the Job Centre.
His coat was buttoned to the neck whatever the temperature inside or outside. Its lapels were extra-wide in a fashion that was perhaps more appropriate to his own country. His long nose was ever in that book I found him poring over. But when I eventually spotted his eyes, I knew he harboured a spirit that just needed persuading out into the open so that it could unfurl its wings and fly. Or flick its svelte tail and swim.
“Good book?”
I’m sure I could have thought of a better opener. It being an English language textbook, as I already assumed, the thought of its status as a ‘good book’ seemed somewhat trite or unnecessarily patronising. So worried was I, I failed to accompany my enquiry with a smile, even a nervous one.
I didn’t, therefore, blame him for the steely stare he returned.
The next time I saw Wrzesmian in his place at the reading room table, I forgot the constraints of such a place regarding the ease with which one could hold a conversation. I still do not understand how we were allowed to prattle on at such a length, although perhaps we were indulged because others were genuinely interested in listening to what we had to say.
This time I opened up both with a smile and a passably efficient item of conversational bait. Looking back on it, however, it was a natural continuation of my opening gambit of the previous occasion I had seen him. Meanwhile, memory plays tricks and it may have been the third or fourth such occasion. It doesn’t matter because what I did say upon the day in question opened the floodgates at last.
“Sorry, I assumed it was a book on learning English," I said, "but I see there are full colour plates of art in it. Are you an artist?”
He then spoke perfect English, if with a tinge of an Eastern European accent. His nose was now raised and I could see his full face as he spoke: a living portrait by a modern artist, giving many angles of his personality in one treatment as it were. I would never have painted it thus. But one could not escape from the reality of the treatment: this was truly him. Truly Wrzesmian.
“No, I am not an artist. But I do seek the definition of a work of art.”
I nodded, speechless. This would not add to his Curriculum Vitae. I itched to advise him to a better course if he should still need a job. I thought about questioning why he was an asylum seeker, failing to pay much attention to his showing me various items of art that his book depicted. I was worried. Never speak to strangers, my parents had always warned, and this was good advice throughout life, I guess. But withdrawing from contact at this point might have been more dangerous than the initial making of contact itself.
“What is the purpose of defining a work of art?” I eventually decided to ask, having chosen this question from a thousand others I had toyed with.
He seemed to weigh this question heavily upon his heart. He sighed thickly. “I need to establish what is a work of art and what is a ready-made?”
“A ready-made?” I knew nothing about art so was unable to help the conversation along other than by enquiring echoes.
“Well, Duchamp’s pissoir is art – people view it in a gallery – and how does that differ from, say, a Picasso or a Van Gogh?”
Ours was a seaside town and I made what I now consider to be quite a clever remark:
“Is the sea a work of art?”
“Yes, yes, yes!” he almost shouted. I looked around ruefully hoping we were not disturbing anyone. But the lines of students were still bent over their books and no doubt a few others still crouched within their carrels.
I was amazed at the sudden rush of enthusiasm to Wrzesmian’s face. My ambitious leap beyond a mere enquiring echo such as ‘pissoir?’ or ‘Picasso?’ or ‘gallery?’ or ‘ceramics?’ had evidently woken him to the possibilities of further conversation. Perhaps he wanted to run a gallery as a career and such studies would after all look quite good on his Curriculum Vitae.
“The sea,” he continued, “is a very good example. It is a living being that moves, changes mood, with a colour of a silky sheen one day, a blue canopy the next or a grey morose gruel the next. It takes light or colour or mood from the sky above and the often unseen weather that embraces it. Much art could never be contained in a gallery…”
He hesitated as if he was wandering beyond his brief, given the assumption that he actually wanted to work in a gallery. A painting of the sea would be relevant, but the sea itself?
We soon returned to our own quiet affairs, as a certain few of the other readers shuffled impatiently giving the impression that they were at the end of their various tethers. I left the library soon afterwards. It was a late winter afternoon where the sea was of that ‘grey morose gruel’, I noticed. I later gazed quizzically at the urinal as I hissed steamily upon it.
The next time I encountered Wrzesmian in the reading room there were luckily only a few, if any, other readers, unless the carrels hid more lowered temples.
He took up the thread at the point we had left it:
“I have managed to add to my CV with the help of your mention of the sea.”
I nodded. This was the first real confirmation that Wrzesmian was actually preparing a Curriculum Vitae. I felt proud that I was helping an asylum seeker with worthy credentials for mixing well with the community in which he now found himself. One who demonstrated kinship with a native like me by extending such polite gratitude implied by his statement.
“Good luck with it. Do you paint things yourself? It’s not the weather for painting the sea, I fear.”
I was now a top class athlete in the gymnastics of conversation. This also involved the ability to stay silent so as to give my co-conversationalist his own head of steam.
“I watched the sea all day yesterday,” he said. “That’s why I wasn’t here.”
I nodded, without even a single enquiring echo. I had noticed he wasn’t here yesterday. It had quite perturbed me to see his empty place.
“There was a lot of what I first thought to be driftwood,” he continued, “flotsam and jetsam, I know not which … framed paintings … and ceramics that should never have been able to float, and things which came out of their frames, split from corner to corner. Antiques … and long-lost masterpieces, I’m sure. I managed to struggle down to the shoreline but they floated in and out just beyond my reach. I got wet but I still couldn’t wade far enough to the nearest things many of which I happened to recognise from this book…”
He held up a photographic image of the book: ART AS WORK. A very rare book, as nearly everyone who needed to read it could not afford to buy it. And it was always out when you tried to borrow it from a lending library, unreservable, thus intrinsically unreadable. It was a legendary book, spoken about in hushed whispers in many reading-rooms worldwide, even, no doubt, in the library of the Eastern European town where Wrzesmian was born and brought up.
I cried (later, secretly, at home, not in front of the other readers) following my next visit to the reading room. Wrzesmian was not there and I knew, by instinct, that this was the first of many occasions when he wouldn’t be there. I hoped he would rediscover his book. If memory serves me right, he did hold that book once and even showed me pictures from it. But that was so long ago, now, I can never be sure.
The photo he had held up that day was a photo of a framed painting of a book, a painting covered in what appeared to be seaweed.
“Ceramics?” I often mumble to myself, as I leave the reading-room.
He never realised, I guess, that I was a retired local fisherman, as I had never given anything of myself away to him. I was Wrzesmian’s stranger.
(above written today)
posted Saturday, 10 February 2007
A WORK OF ART
When I first met Wrzesmian I took him to be an eccentric asylum seeker. Accustomed to finding him in the library's reading room stooped over a book, I assumed that he was quickly learning the English language so as better to fulfil the requirements of a Curriculum Vitae. Jobs were scarce unless the job you wanted was one nobody else wanted to do.
Wrzesmian’s ambitions were evidently grappling with the task of being a middle-aged man finding that the next necessary step in his destiny was to make a living for himself in a place where even his much younger fellow asylum seekers found it difficult to cut swathes beyond the path that led between their digs and the Job Centre.
His coat was buttoned to the neck whatever the temperature inside or outside. Its lapels were extra-wide in a fashion that was perhaps more appropriate to his own country. His long nose was ever in that book I found him poring over. But when I eventually spotted his eyes, I knew he harboured a spirit that just needed persuading out into the open so that it could unfurl its wings and fly. Or flick its svelte tail and swim.
“Good book?”
I’m sure I could have thought of a better opener. It being an English language textbook, as I already assumed, the thought of its status as a ‘good book’ seemed somewhat trite or unnecessarily patronising. So worried was I, I failed to accompany my enquiry with a smile, even a nervous one.
I didn’t, therefore, blame him for the steely stare he returned.
The next time I saw Wrzesmian in his place at the reading room table, I forgot the constraints of such a place regarding the ease with which one could hold a conversation. I still do not understand how we were allowed to prattle on at such a length, although perhaps we were indulged because others were genuinely interested in listening to what we had to say.
This time I opened up both with a smile and a passably efficient item of conversational bait. Looking back on it, however, it was a natural continuation of my opening gambit of the previous occasion I had seen him. Meanwhile, memory plays tricks and it may have been the third or fourth such occasion. It doesn’t matter because what I did say upon the day in question opened the floodgates at last.
“Sorry, I assumed it was a book on learning English," I said, "but I see there are full colour plates of art in it. Are you an artist?”
He then spoke perfect English, if with a tinge of an Eastern European accent. His nose was now raised and I could see his full face as he spoke: a living portrait by a modern artist, giving many angles of his personality in one treatment as it were. I would never have painted it thus. But one could not escape from the reality of the treatment: this was truly him. Truly Wrzesmian.
“No, I am not an artist. But I do seek the definition of a work of art.”
I nodded, speechless. This would not add to his Curriculum Vitae. I itched to advise him to a better course if he should still need a job. I thought about questioning why he was an asylum seeker, failing to pay much attention to his showing me various items of art that his book depicted. I was worried. Never speak to strangers, my parents had always warned, and this was good advice throughout life, I guess. But withdrawing from contact at this point might have been more dangerous than the initial making of contact itself.
“What is the purpose of defining a work of art?” I eventually decided to ask, having chosen this question from a thousand others I had toyed with.
He seemed to weigh this question heavily upon his heart. He sighed thickly. “I need to establish what is a work of art and what is a ready-made?”
“A ready-made?” I knew nothing about art so was unable to help the conversation along other than by enquiring echoes.
“Well, Duchamp’s pissoir is art – people view it in a gallery – and how does that differ from, say, a Picasso or a Van Gogh?”
Ours was a seaside town and I made what I now consider to be quite a clever remark:
“Is the sea a work of art?”
“Yes, yes, yes!” he almost shouted. I looked around ruefully hoping we were not disturbing anyone. But the lines of students were still bent over their books and no doubt a few others still crouched within their carrels.
I was amazed at the sudden rush of enthusiasm to Wrzesmian’s face. My ambitious leap beyond a mere enquiring echo such as ‘pissoir?’ or ‘Picasso?’ or ‘gallery?’ or ‘ceramics?’ had evidently woken him to the possibilities of further conversation. Perhaps he wanted to run a gallery as a career and such studies would after all look quite good on his Curriculum Vitae.
“The sea,” he continued, “is a very good example. It is a living being that moves, changes mood, with a colour of a silky sheen one day, a blue canopy the next or a grey morose gruel the next. It takes light or colour or mood from the sky above and the often unseen weather that embraces it. Much art could never be contained in a gallery…”
He hesitated as if he was wandering beyond his brief, given the assumption that he actually wanted to work in a gallery. A painting of the sea would be relevant, but the sea itself?
We soon returned to our own quiet affairs, as a certain few of the other readers shuffled impatiently giving the impression that they were at the end of their various tethers. I left the library soon afterwards. It was a late winter afternoon where the sea was of that ‘grey morose gruel’, I noticed. I later gazed quizzically at the urinal as I hissed steamily upon it.
The next time I encountered Wrzesmian in the reading room there were luckily only a few, if any, other readers, unless the carrels hid more lowered temples.
He took up the thread at the point we had left it:
“I have managed to add to my CV with the help of your mention of the sea.”
I nodded. This was the first real confirmation that Wrzesmian was actually preparing a Curriculum Vitae. I felt proud that I was helping an asylum seeker with worthy credentials for mixing well with the community in which he now found himself. One who demonstrated kinship with a native like me by extending such polite gratitude implied by his statement.
“Good luck with it. Do you paint things yourself? It’s not the weather for painting the sea, I fear.”
I was now a top class athlete in the gymnastics of conversation. This also involved the ability to stay silent so as to give my co-conversationalist his own head of steam.
“I watched the sea all day yesterday,” he said. “That’s why I wasn’t here.”
I nodded, without even a single enquiring echo. I had noticed he wasn’t here yesterday. It had quite perturbed me to see his empty place.
“There was a lot of what I first thought to be driftwood,” he continued, “flotsam and jetsam, I know not which … framed paintings … and ceramics that should never have been able to float, and things which came out of their frames, split from corner to corner. Antiques … and long-lost masterpieces, I’m sure. I managed to struggle down to the shoreline but they floated in and out just beyond my reach. I got wet but I still couldn’t wade far enough to the nearest things many of which I happened to recognise from this book…”
He held up a photographic image of the book: ART AS WORK. A very rare book, as nearly everyone who needed to read it could not afford to buy it. And it was always out when you tried to borrow it from a lending library, unreservable, thus intrinsically unreadable. It was a legendary book, spoken about in hushed whispers in many reading-rooms worldwide, even, no doubt, in the library of the Eastern European town where Wrzesmian was born and brought up.
I cried (later, secretly, at home, not in front of the other readers) following my next visit to the reading room. Wrzesmian was not there and I knew, by instinct, that this was the first of many occasions when he wouldn’t be there. I hoped he would rediscover his book. If memory serves me right, he did hold that book once and even showed me pictures from it. But that was so long ago, now, I can never be sure.
The photo he had held up that day was a photo of a framed painting of a book, a painting covered in what appeared to be seaweed.
“Ceramics?” I often mumble to myself, as I leave the reading-room.
He never realised, I guess, that I was a retired local fisherman, as I had never given anything of myself away to him. I was Wrzesmian’s stranger.
(above written today)
Death where is thy sting?
Death where is thy sting?
posted Thursday, 8 February 2007
It was a fat-barrelled fountain pen with a nib worth dying for. Not a Parker, not a Waterman, but a sweetly handleable embossed implement containing an ancient quill as its skeleton: a long core sprung against the nib’s base with its sharpened bony spindle reaching beyond the well of ink, while remaining clean by means of a filter or baffle towards the eye of the nib. The wielder of the pen aimed the cloven nib-end above his skin as if it were an antique tattooing device – soon to write an indelible phrase about an assumed indelible life. He had earlier fondled the cap as he unscrewed it from around the nib, unaware of the quill poised as a second fluted point to pounce out on a hair-trigger not only to enbed words into the skin but suck the same ink back in a gulp of self-syphoned poison. Poison letters from a poison pen. The double jab made him wince – one jab to inscribe, the other to proscribe. The words would remain for the rest of his days, so short-lived they must have been written with invisible ink: silently echoing the same words carved upon a hidden heart where the permanent ink was indistinguishable from its haemorrhaging message to nobody.
(Above written today)
posted Thursday, 8 February 2007
It was a fat-barrelled fountain pen with a nib worth dying for. Not a Parker, not a Waterman, but a sweetly handleable embossed implement containing an ancient quill as its skeleton: a long core sprung against the nib’s base with its sharpened bony spindle reaching beyond the well of ink, while remaining clean by means of a filter or baffle towards the eye of the nib. The wielder of the pen aimed the cloven nib-end above his skin as if it were an antique tattooing device – soon to write an indelible phrase about an assumed indelible life. He had earlier fondled the cap as he unscrewed it from around the nib, unaware of the quill poised as a second fluted point to pounce out on a hair-trigger not only to enbed words into the skin but suck the same ink back in a gulp of self-syphoned poison. Poison letters from a poison pen. The double jab made him wince – one jab to inscribe, the other to proscribe. The words would remain for the rest of his days, so short-lived they must have been written with invisible ink: silently echoing the same words carved upon a hidden heart where the permanent ink was indistinguishable from its haemorrhaging message to nobody.
(Above written today)
The Resident (2)
The Resident (2)
posted Friday, 26 January 2007
THE RESIDENT
It was the usually sub-conscious sense of roof that made life cosy and safe: a feeling hidden behind other instincts that home was not only where the heart was but also a place whence one could view the happenings of the world with an assumed immunity.
A damp patch had drawn Joe Carter’s attention to the all-important roof. It was a shock, therefore, when it dawned on him, following expert advice from a chirpy roofer, that the whole roof needed replacing … with all the resultant lack of security that then seeped through the various cracks of Joe’s mind. Worry flowed, like water, by default. Even foreign wars crept nearer to his street. Weather a constant news item. Winter ever on the horizon.
“It needs doing, Mr Carter, but don’t worry we shall make it fast at all stages of the work,” said the chirpy roofer, after quoting the cost of the job, but quickly spotting that the potential customer’s priority was more than just the money involved. It was as if one roof needed to be replaced with a new roof in a single swoop, tiles and battens and membranes and ridges fully in place like a conjuror’s trick, instead of the laborious dismantling and mantling that were actually involved.
Joe gave the go ahead to the chirpy roofer, despite the nightmares Joe envisaged. Indeed, without preamble, he was able to dream dreams before even dreaming them and, following the commencement of the building work, this phenomenon grew. One such dream became a separate entity: a dream Joe called ‘the resident’ that often squatted on the bedroom carpet, preening itself for the time which, it somehow knew, would inevitably arrive for its turn at being a dream within Joe’s head rather than outside it. A different dream was already in Joe’s head dreaming the potential onset of this new dream that Joe called 'the resident'. The Resident Dream on the carpet was an image of his bungalow’s roof with two proud dormer eyes like windows – a documentary view through a number of stills of the piecemeal de-tiling and the bare areas open to the elements with the work only slowly progressing as a result of contrary weather conditions that hindered the work itself as well as ensuring that any cracks in the armour left by the chirpy roofer in media res were laid bare to the selfsame weather conditions … eventually causing a tortured drip from a crack in one of the ceilings which the chirpy roofer (it has to be admitted) quickly rectified during the night (following Joe’s emergency call for assistance) by unkinking the membrane that should never have been left kinked in the first place, thus having earlier allowed the melted snow to run down a surreptitious vertical channel of least resistance between chimney-stack and dormer but now, after rectification, fluidly sloping into the gutter instead.
If time were our friend, one could convey the comical side of Joe’s character and the debates he had with himself as to his own dire anxieties. The chirpy roofer learned to handle his customer in the shape of Joe Carter by having more time to do so than us because of the delays in his work caused by the weather. The conversations between the two of them, perforce, sadly went unrecorded and, inevitably, in due course, unremembered. All that could be judged was that, despite his best intentions, the chirpy roofer’s reassurances fell by the wayside because Joe continued to see the Resident Dream picked out from the gloom of the bedroom by a wild-eyed anxiety that became itself a living creature with a luminous face amid imagined drips ticking like the gold fob watch that this creature kept in the top pocket of its dapper smoking-jacket. It is a moot point whether the chirpy roofer indeed was justified in trying to reassure Joe because he may have been a waster who couldn’t even skin a rice pudding by leaving it to go cold before eating it and Joe was quite right to worry as much as he did about the roofing.
The fact that the Resident Dream continued to develop while still outside the jurisdiction of Joe’s real dreaming process seemed to prove a point that things were not quite as comical as indicated so far. The thing with the fob watch was bodily absorbed piecemeal into the Resident Dream as part of its status as an ever-developing ‘virgin birth’ dream with no dreamer to disown its reality by waking from it and deeming it a dream or, even better, forgetting it completely as one normally does with many dreams. The dream was a mighty castellated dollshouse contraption with eyes softening out from the ill-shaped cracks in the new-laid wooden slats that constituted the whole dollshouse. It was largely nothing but roof. A dream topped by a wooden roof that was also the same roof from top to bottom of the dream. Even the eyes became nothing but inverse teardrops draining away into sock-puppet stitches. A dream too solid to channel within normal dream ducts – thus remaining an indigestible lump of psychic deadwood straddling the room like a ramshackle bridge or transitional shed above a torrential river of time. The dream developed as a narrative of change but remained stolid in its perseverance not to change its shape or existence as a Resident outside Joe’s mind.
***
“How are you today, Mr Carter?” the roofer chirped as the front door of the bungalow was opened to him. “It’s a nice day today. We should be able to get going a bit faster on your roof, especially as I’ve brought someone else to help.”
He indicated the dark shape behind him that the sunlight could not seem to undarken. This had been an introduction that needed no introduction because two hands had already extended towards each other and shaken.
The door closed after a few unrecorded civilities of small talk were exchanged.
The most frightening thing was that this was no dream. This was just a loose end. A forgotten coda. A lost motive between disconnected intentions. The Resident took out his fob watch and said: “We mustn’t waste the first day of Spring.” And that’s what he did … a curved swoop up to the sloping roof where he sat changing his chirps into cuckoos.
(above written today)
The Resident (1): http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=1044
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posted Friday, 26 January 2007
THE RESIDENT
It was the usually sub-conscious sense of roof that made life cosy and safe: a feeling hidden behind other instincts that home was not only where the heart was but also a place whence one could view the happenings of the world with an assumed immunity.
A damp patch had drawn Joe Carter’s attention to the all-important roof. It was a shock, therefore, when it dawned on him, following expert advice from a chirpy roofer, that the whole roof needed replacing … with all the resultant lack of security that then seeped through the various cracks of Joe’s mind. Worry flowed, like water, by default. Even foreign wars crept nearer to his street. Weather a constant news item. Winter ever on the horizon.
“It needs doing, Mr Carter, but don’t worry we shall make it fast at all stages of the work,” said the chirpy roofer, after quoting the cost of the job, but quickly spotting that the potential customer’s priority was more than just the money involved. It was as if one roof needed to be replaced with a new roof in a single swoop, tiles and battens and membranes and ridges fully in place like a conjuror’s trick, instead of the laborious dismantling and mantling that were actually involved.
Joe gave the go ahead to the chirpy roofer, despite the nightmares Joe envisaged. Indeed, without preamble, he was able to dream dreams before even dreaming them and, following the commencement of the building work, this phenomenon grew. One such dream became a separate entity: a dream Joe called ‘the resident’ that often squatted on the bedroom carpet, preening itself for the time which, it somehow knew, would inevitably arrive for its turn at being a dream within Joe’s head rather than outside it. A different dream was already in Joe’s head dreaming the potential onset of this new dream that Joe called 'the resident'. The Resident Dream on the carpet was an image of his bungalow’s roof with two proud dormer eyes like windows – a documentary view through a number of stills of the piecemeal de-tiling and the bare areas open to the elements with the work only slowly progressing as a result of contrary weather conditions that hindered the work itself as well as ensuring that any cracks in the armour left by the chirpy roofer in media res were laid bare to the selfsame weather conditions … eventually causing a tortured drip from a crack in one of the ceilings which the chirpy roofer (it has to be admitted) quickly rectified during the night (following Joe’s emergency call for assistance) by unkinking the membrane that should never have been left kinked in the first place, thus having earlier allowed the melted snow to run down a surreptitious vertical channel of least resistance between chimney-stack and dormer but now, after rectification, fluidly sloping into the gutter instead.
If time were our friend, one could convey the comical side of Joe’s character and the debates he had with himself as to his own dire anxieties. The chirpy roofer learned to handle his customer in the shape of Joe Carter by having more time to do so than us because of the delays in his work caused by the weather. The conversations between the two of them, perforce, sadly went unrecorded and, inevitably, in due course, unremembered. All that could be judged was that, despite his best intentions, the chirpy roofer’s reassurances fell by the wayside because Joe continued to see the Resident Dream picked out from the gloom of the bedroom by a wild-eyed anxiety that became itself a living creature with a luminous face amid imagined drips ticking like the gold fob watch that this creature kept in the top pocket of its dapper smoking-jacket. It is a moot point whether the chirpy roofer indeed was justified in trying to reassure Joe because he may have been a waster who couldn’t even skin a rice pudding by leaving it to go cold before eating it and Joe was quite right to worry as much as he did about the roofing.
The fact that the Resident Dream continued to develop while still outside the jurisdiction of Joe’s real dreaming process seemed to prove a point that things were not quite as comical as indicated so far. The thing with the fob watch was bodily absorbed piecemeal into the Resident Dream as part of its status as an ever-developing ‘virgin birth’ dream with no dreamer to disown its reality by waking from it and deeming it a dream or, even better, forgetting it completely as one normally does with many dreams. The dream was a mighty castellated dollshouse contraption with eyes softening out from the ill-shaped cracks in the new-laid wooden slats that constituted the whole dollshouse. It was largely nothing but roof. A dream topped by a wooden roof that was also the same roof from top to bottom of the dream. Even the eyes became nothing but inverse teardrops draining away into sock-puppet stitches. A dream too solid to channel within normal dream ducts – thus remaining an indigestible lump of psychic deadwood straddling the room like a ramshackle bridge or transitional shed above a torrential river of time. The dream developed as a narrative of change but remained stolid in its perseverance not to change its shape or existence as a Resident outside Joe’s mind.
***
“How are you today, Mr Carter?” the roofer chirped as the front door of the bungalow was opened to him. “It’s a nice day today. We should be able to get going a bit faster on your roof, especially as I’ve brought someone else to help.”
He indicated the dark shape behind him that the sunlight could not seem to undarken. This had been an introduction that needed no introduction because two hands had already extended towards each other and shaken.
The door closed after a few unrecorded civilities of small talk were exchanged.
The most frightening thing was that this was no dream. This was just a loose end. A forgotten coda. A lost motive between disconnected intentions. The Resident took out his fob watch and said: “We mustn’t waste the first day of Spring.” And that’s what he did … a curved swoop up to the sloping roof where he sat changing his chirps into cuckoos.
(above written today)
The Resident (1): http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=1044
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Sunday, August 29, 2010
Translations
Translations
posted Monday, 15 February 2010
How many people worry about reading translations of fiction works? Do they avoid them because they feel that any translation cannot possibly reflect the true work itself stylistically? Or do they treat the translation as a new work in itself and judged accordingly? Or do they not think about it at all?
I ask this in the light of linguistic nuances etc in various words.
As a great lover of Proust (in English) (although I have read the first volume in French back in the heady days of 1968) - I am a torn personality on this issue. (As you can possibly tell from my 'real-time reviews', I put a lot of weight on semantics, graphology, phonetics and syntax).
I suppose the question is (acting a bit as Devil's Advocate) -- there is so much good English Literature originally written in English (all of which one will never get through in one lifetime) that it seems counterproductive to resort to reading translations that are (however good a translation) at least one step removed from the original, the original with all its potential nuances of language etc.??
One possible answer to that question --- a translation is a new work in itself and should be judged separately from the original. Indeed, the translator may be more skilled than the original author - or a synergy of the translator and original author is better than the original author in his own language???
I think this topic of 'translations' indicates that nothing is ever an exact science. Religion, politics, literature, business, philosophy, even science itself, all subject to dynamic changes of consensus and individualisation ... all in the attempt to maintain - throughout or via continuous Toynbeean challenges-and-responses - a human need to prevent life becoming 'lost in translation'.
RIDER: This is a lesson for many discussion forum threads, I feel, just as long as the new-fangled interweb provides both opportunity for opportunity as well as dangers of loss...but, whatever you think, for good or ill, the interweb is an already indelible challenge-and-response in the above process.
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Tuesday, 16 February 2010 1:49 am :: http://www.twitter.com/weirdscribe
I favor the academic approach of reading a work in its original language. The poetry of the Romance languages is lost in most English translations. Outside the walls of the university, the average reader tends to prefer works in their native tongue. Sadly, there really isn't an emphasis on second languages in America. I recently read that English has overtaken Chinese, and it is rapidly becoming the Latin or universal language of the twenty first century, especially among business classes the world over. 'Toynbeean' reminds me of Ray Bradbury's 'The Toynbee Convector.'
posted Monday, 15 February 2010
How many people worry about reading translations of fiction works? Do they avoid them because they feel that any translation cannot possibly reflect the true work itself stylistically? Or do they treat the translation as a new work in itself and judged accordingly? Or do they not think about it at all?
I ask this in the light of linguistic nuances etc in various words.
As a great lover of Proust (in English) (although I have read the first volume in French back in the heady days of 1968) - I am a torn personality on this issue. (As you can possibly tell from my 'real-time reviews', I put a lot of weight on semantics, graphology, phonetics and syntax).
I suppose the question is (acting a bit as Devil's Advocate) -- there is so much good English Literature originally written in English (all of which one will never get through in one lifetime) that it seems counterproductive to resort to reading translations that are (however good a translation) at least one step removed from the original, the original with all its potential nuances of language etc.??
One possible answer to that question --- a translation is a new work in itself and should be judged separately from the original. Indeed, the translator may be more skilled than the original author - or a synergy of the translator and original author is better than the original author in his own language???
I think this topic of 'translations' indicates that nothing is ever an exact science. Religion, politics, literature, business, philosophy, even science itself, all subject to dynamic changes of consensus and individualisation ... all in the attempt to maintain - throughout or via continuous Toynbeean challenges-and-responses - a human need to prevent life becoming 'lost in translation'.
RIDER: This is a lesson for many discussion forum threads, I feel, just as long as the new-fangled interweb provides both opportunity for opportunity as well as dangers of loss...but, whatever you think, for good or ill, the interweb is an already indelible challenge-and-response in the above process.
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1. L.P. left...
Tuesday, 16 February 2010 1:49 am :: http://www.twitter.com/weirdscribe
I favor the academic approach of reading a work in its original language. The poetry of the Romance languages is lost in most English translations. Outside the walls of the university, the average reader tends to prefer works in their native tongue. Sadly, there really isn't an emphasis on second languages in America. I recently read that English has overtaken Chinese, and it is rapidly becoming the Latin or universal language of the twenty first century, especially among business classes the world over. 'Toynbeean' reminds me of Ray Bradbury's 'The Toynbee Convector.'
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
THE WEIRDMONGER'S CIRCUS
THE WEIRDMONGER'S CIRCUS
We all lived on the outskirts of a wind-infested scrubland: more a child's scatterered playbricks than a town, but we loved and hated each other sure well, because everyone was our parent and spouse and sibling and offspring all wrapped into one.
The heat felt as intense as that in the brick ovens where we tenderised the hairy cabbages and long carrots. Nobody hardly visited us to share the stews we created from next to nothing, but we never missed their company. It was too stuffy to talk, anyway - despite the winds.
Until the circus came.
It came in on us - an army of tents and caravans - across the brows of the sun-kissed hills. Banners and bugles met the desert sandstorms head on and foisted their poles and guy-ropes, like another universe, around our humble hovels. We basked in a new-found shade and saw sights fit to shake us out of our petty self-dissatisfactions.
The clowns were sadder than those in my dreams. One particular talkative pierrot, in a harlequin's hose, informed me that their sadness was an image they had consciously developed so that the punters would laugh the more at them. But this seemed to be an excuse in hindsight and, indeed, I cried to see their make-up petering down their cheeks.
The circus animals were happier than the clowns, beasts of burden set loose to turn somersaults and make mock of those come to watch them. The ones in cages seemed to love their iron bars, as if they knew safety was in such confinement. Their bones, I somehow believed, were physical extensions of such restraints. Some, with trunks, waved them about like creatures from the horror films, such films having been projected in the past by a travelling cinema upon the wall of my uncle's house. Others snorted and brayed with each dusk and dawn, until they were fed and, more importantly, had their huge parts massaged.
The trapezists danced amid the high rigging of the Big Top, some rarely coming down, others just dying up there and a few becoming part and parcel of the texture of the canvas. The safety-net below them was more a cobweb than a trawling device for dead fliers and, I was sure, one day, I caught a glimpse of a giant spider, more angular than a giraffe, lurking in the net's trammels.
My family and I visited the circus every night during its stay. The ringmaster called himself Weirdmonger, but why, I shall never know. He claimed that whatever he said would happen, would happen, however far-fetched. And he was right, I think.
Which brings me to why I'm telling all this.
The night in question was to be starless, as could happen in our climes when the days's dust is still heavy with air. The heat had been fiercer than I could ever recall, the winds stronger, the town's torpor like an over-feasted snake resting and extruding its last five meals. The first sign of night was the sun dipping early behind the hills, silting the haze with baked blood. The sky became streaked with the searchlights of the circus, criss-crossing across the perfect backcloth of blackness with the twirling sword-blades of a space adventure film.
The whole township - together with hermits from the hills - flocked, with blazing stinking tussock-torches, along the valley towards the central ring of the circus site. The band had already taken up a riotous version of "Oklahoma!" The tumblers, acrobats, jugglers and fire-eaters were erecting themselves into towers of interlocking limbs (some of which limbs supposedly separate from their owner bodies and others flaming at both ends). Weirdmonger, with the tallest top hat he had so far worn, stood on his dais, conducting the whole affair with his whip.
I had only just sat down amid my immediate family, when Weirdmonger beckoned to me with each of his fingers in turn.
As if hypnotised (though I wasn't), I stood up and entered the limelight of the Big Top. The beasts careered and honked around me, but I seemed to slide between them as if by magic. Soon, two clowns had me by the hands and they sobbed bitterly. This time I did not laugh or cry.
Up face to face, Weirdmonger was uglier than anything my immediate parents had taught me about sin. He was creased with pain, but a pain he seemed to enjoy.
The words he saw fit to utter were strange, but understandable in the even stranger context. But they became heavy with innuendo, far beyond the means of my immature mind to grasp, like the dialogue in some of those Fellini films so beloved of my uncle. I can still repeat, by rote, however, syllable for syllable, the words he lovingly plucked from the air and to which he gave branding-iron meaning all of his own:
"As you know fair well, dear boy, I'm Weirdmonger. My eyes have been on you at every performance, for my circus needs stars to keep it turning. If you join our world, I have one who can be your simpering bride, one for you to love and be loved more than you can ever otherwise hope to love or be loved. One to love you more than you will ever deserve. And, for this gift of gifts, all you need do is leave your body here and promise me your soul at the end of time, which is further off than a boy like you can ever imagine. A sweet tractable bargain you will agree."
I shook my head silently. Turning to the clowns, my eyes yearned for something they evidently could not give. They stared straight in front of them like manikins, like dummies with no hope of ever retrieving the aid of the One Great Ventriloquist in the skies.
A huge lion had padded near and, from its roaring mouth, there stepped a lady dressed in heavy frills and flounces. But her face was bearded, as if she'd sat in the dark for centuries.
We were to be married before the circus left town.
On the day of the wedding, my immediate mother taught me how I could kiss my bride without choking on her beard and how - when I finally delved beneath her thousand lace layers, revolving hoops, bustles, interlocking corsets and so forth - I could gauge for myself which way further to go. There could be no hard and fast rules until I saw how the land laid. I must expect anything ... and everything.
As I shivered in my bed (for the nights turned colder, the days hotter), I wondered why all this had come to pass. It was like being part of something that was not part of me.
I could hear the safety-net spider clucking in its sleep, even at this distance from the Big Top, and my dreams felt dizzy as if I'd just alighted from the playground roundabout. Sometimes I dreamed of my intended with her beard in curlers.
Nobody could help me now, not even my family the town. I could only try to help myself, but I inevitably thought that even if I could escape the confines of my own body, leaving only independent mysteries to consummate...
Unbroken sleep intervened.
The wedding itself is still a blur. Chimney-hatted Weirdmonger was, of course, Master of Ceremonies. The pierrot clown was my best man and the animals were seated on my side of the congregation beneath the shining undulations of the mighty canvas. This was because there was no hide nor hair of my brothers, sisters, cousins, parents, ancestors. I was on my own and not even that...
The bride had silk ribbons decking her beard, I do remember. She slipped a ring on each of my fingers in turn and then christened me with a wet bristly kiss.
I am now the official keeper of the trapezists, bringing them down in droves from the Big Top's banner flypapers, taking others up there for a short life of flight...
Part of me, at least, knows that all was for the best. The other part I've grown used to ignoring.
Weirdmonger often tells me that life is happiest when you ask no, answer no questions, when you tell no, accept no lies.
My own tenet is that life is saddest when happiness is simply a purpose rather than a reflex.
The endemic winds still abound and my sweetheart often has cottonballs ludicrously caught in her beard. One day, I've been promised, we're to be filmed to show others our wondrous magic reality.
First Published in 'The Standing Stone', 1991
We all lived on the outskirts of a wind-infested scrubland: more a child's scatterered playbricks than a town, but we loved and hated each other sure well, because everyone was our parent and spouse and sibling and offspring all wrapped into one.
The heat felt as intense as that in the brick ovens where we tenderised the hairy cabbages and long carrots. Nobody hardly visited us to share the stews we created from next to nothing, but we never missed their company. It was too stuffy to talk, anyway - despite the winds.
Until the circus came.
It came in on us - an army of tents and caravans - across the brows of the sun-kissed hills. Banners and bugles met the desert sandstorms head on and foisted their poles and guy-ropes, like another universe, around our humble hovels. We basked in a new-found shade and saw sights fit to shake us out of our petty self-dissatisfactions.
The clowns were sadder than those in my dreams. One particular talkative pierrot, in a harlequin's hose, informed me that their sadness was an image they had consciously developed so that the punters would laugh the more at them. But this seemed to be an excuse in hindsight and, indeed, I cried to see their make-up petering down their cheeks.
The circus animals were happier than the clowns, beasts of burden set loose to turn somersaults and make mock of those come to watch them. The ones in cages seemed to love their iron bars, as if they knew safety was in such confinement. Their bones, I somehow believed, were physical extensions of such restraints. Some, with trunks, waved them about like creatures from the horror films, such films having been projected in the past by a travelling cinema upon the wall of my uncle's house. Others snorted and brayed with each dusk and dawn, until they were fed and, more importantly, had their huge parts massaged.
The trapezists danced amid the high rigging of the Big Top, some rarely coming down, others just dying up there and a few becoming part and parcel of the texture of the canvas. The safety-net below them was more a cobweb than a trawling device for dead fliers and, I was sure, one day, I caught a glimpse of a giant spider, more angular than a giraffe, lurking in the net's trammels.
My family and I visited the circus every night during its stay. The ringmaster called himself Weirdmonger, but why, I shall never know. He claimed that whatever he said would happen, would happen, however far-fetched. And he was right, I think.
Which brings me to why I'm telling all this.
The night in question was to be starless, as could happen in our climes when the days's dust is still heavy with air. The heat had been fiercer than I could ever recall, the winds stronger, the town's torpor like an over-feasted snake resting and extruding its last five meals. The first sign of night was the sun dipping early behind the hills, silting the haze with baked blood. The sky became streaked with the searchlights of the circus, criss-crossing across the perfect backcloth of blackness with the twirling sword-blades of a space adventure film.
The whole township - together with hermits from the hills - flocked, with blazing stinking tussock-torches, along the valley towards the central ring of the circus site. The band had already taken up a riotous version of "Oklahoma!" The tumblers, acrobats, jugglers and fire-eaters were erecting themselves into towers of interlocking limbs (some of which limbs supposedly separate from their owner bodies and others flaming at both ends). Weirdmonger, with the tallest top hat he had so far worn, stood on his dais, conducting the whole affair with his whip.
I had only just sat down amid my immediate family, when Weirdmonger beckoned to me with each of his fingers in turn.
As if hypnotised (though I wasn't), I stood up and entered the limelight of the Big Top. The beasts careered and honked around me, but I seemed to slide between them as if by magic. Soon, two clowns had me by the hands and they sobbed bitterly. This time I did not laugh or cry.
Up face to face, Weirdmonger was uglier than anything my immediate parents had taught me about sin. He was creased with pain, but a pain he seemed to enjoy.
The words he saw fit to utter were strange, but understandable in the even stranger context. But they became heavy with innuendo, far beyond the means of my immature mind to grasp, like the dialogue in some of those Fellini films so beloved of my uncle. I can still repeat, by rote, however, syllable for syllable, the words he lovingly plucked from the air and to which he gave branding-iron meaning all of his own:
"As you know fair well, dear boy, I'm Weirdmonger. My eyes have been on you at every performance, for my circus needs stars to keep it turning. If you join our world, I have one who can be your simpering bride, one for you to love and be loved more than you can ever otherwise hope to love or be loved. One to love you more than you will ever deserve. And, for this gift of gifts, all you need do is leave your body here and promise me your soul at the end of time, which is further off than a boy like you can ever imagine. A sweet tractable bargain you will agree."
I shook my head silently. Turning to the clowns, my eyes yearned for something they evidently could not give. They stared straight in front of them like manikins, like dummies with no hope of ever retrieving the aid of the One Great Ventriloquist in the skies.
A huge lion had padded near and, from its roaring mouth, there stepped a lady dressed in heavy frills and flounces. But her face was bearded, as if she'd sat in the dark for centuries.
We were to be married before the circus left town.
On the day of the wedding, my immediate mother taught me how I could kiss my bride without choking on her beard and how - when I finally delved beneath her thousand lace layers, revolving hoops, bustles, interlocking corsets and so forth - I could gauge for myself which way further to go. There could be no hard and fast rules until I saw how the land laid. I must expect anything ... and everything.
As I shivered in my bed (for the nights turned colder, the days hotter), I wondered why all this had come to pass. It was like being part of something that was not part of me.
I could hear the safety-net spider clucking in its sleep, even at this distance from the Big Top, and my dreams felt dizzy as if I'd just alighted from the playground roundabout. Sometimes I dreamed of my intended with her beard in curlers.
Nobody could help me now, not even my family the town. I could only try to help myself, but I inevitably thought that even if I could escape the confines of my own body, leaving only independent mysteries to consummate...
Unbroken sleep intervened.
The wedding itself is still a blur. Chimney-hatted Weirdmonger was, of course, Master of Ceremonies. The pierrot clown was my best man and the animals were seated on my side of the congregation beneath the shining undulations of the mighty canvas. This was because there was no hide nor hair of my brothers, sisters, cousins, parents, ancestors. I was on my own and not even that...
The bride had silk ribbons decking her beard, I do remember. She slipped a ring on each of my fingers in turn and then christened me with a wet bristly kiss.
I am now the official keeper of the trapezists, bringing them down in droves from the Big Top's banner flypapers, taking others up there for a short life of flight...
Part of me, at least, knows that all was for the best. The other part I've grown used to ignoring.
Weirdmonger often tells me that life is happiest when you ask no, answer no questions, when you tell no, accept no lies.
My own tenet is that life is saddest when happiness is simply a purpose rather than a reflex.
The endemic winds still abound and my sweetheart often has cottonballs ludicrously caught in her beard. One day, I've been promised, we're to be filmed to show others our wondrous magic reality.
First Published in 'The Standing Stone', 1991
The Two Ways Of Anonymity (revised)
The Two Ways Of Anonymity (revised)
posted Tuesday, 24 November 2009
I have revised my 'Two Ways of Anonymity' (eight years in the drafting), at least partially thanks to a ghost-writer called Alexicon here: http://www.knibbworld.com/campbelldiscuss/messages/1/2904.html?1259082955
The Two Ways of Anonymity
(one) The most common way - to say something you don't want to be known as saying, i.e. possibly for *devious* purposes (which could be spite, nepotism, insult, cruelty, dubious joke etc etc.) -- or publishing pornography, issuing a Valentine's card, hiding one's identity to avoid reputation depletion etc, ghost-writing, being an artisan writer who is simply having anonymous fun on a literary internet discussion-thread, being in a war where identity-concealment could save a life...
(two) A way that is hardly ever used - to make an artistic statement (within the philosophy of Aesthetics), such as Nemonymity,
(i) whereby the fiction author wants some objective view of his work to be made without his name getting in the way -- and I, as an editor, equally don't want it to get in the way when I consider his submission for publication and
(ii) as an experiment in fiction anthology presentation as a new gestalt reading experience (i.e. stories written independently and remaining separate yet somehow more 'together') and
(iii) leading to a brainstorming approach to reviews and critical appreciation and
(iv) bringing fiction nearer to the artist-naming (late-labelling) approach of other arts such as fine arts, architecture, music etc. (instead of having the name on the spine, on the title page and, often, on the top of each alternate page throughout the book) and
(v) trying to bring fiction more easily to an interstitial or between/cross-genre optimum.
I think it true to say that some elements in (one) above bring anonymity into disrepute, a cross which Nemonymous has to bear.
Further input would be welcome.
comments (1)
1. Weirdmonger left...
Wednesday, 7 July 2010 3:44 pm
While writing about 'The Conspiracy Against The Human Race' by Thomas Ligotti today, I decided that a (vi) should be added to the list above, saying: "attempting to reach a state of pure pessimism".
posted Tuesday, 24 November 2009
I have revised my 'Two Ways of Anonymity' (eight years in the drafting), at least partially thanks to a ghost-writer called Alexicon here: http://www.knibbworld.com/campbelldiscuss/messages/1/2904.html?1259082955
The Two Ways of Anonymity
(one) The most common way - to say something you don't want to be known as saying, i.e. possibly for *devious* purposes (which could be spite, nepotism, insult, cruelty, dubious joke etc etc.) -- or publishing pornography, issuing a Valentine's card, hiding one's identity to avoid reputation depletion etc, ghost-writing, being an artisan writer who is simply having anonymous fun on a literary internet discussion-thread, being in a war where identity-concealment could save a life...
(two) A way that is hardly ever used - to make an artistic statement (within the philosophy of Aesthetics), such as Nemonymity,
(i) whereby the fiction author wants some objective view of his work to be made without his name getting in the way -- and I, as an editor, equally don't want it to get in the way when I consider his submission for publication and
(ii) as an experiment in fiction anthology presentation as a new gestalt reading experience (i.e. stories written independently and remaining separate yet somehow more 'together') and
(iii) leading to a brainstorming approach to reviews and critical appreciation and
(iv) bringing fiction nearer to the artist-naming (late-labelling) approach of other arts such as fine arts, architecture, music etc. (instead of having the name on the spine, on the title page and, often, on the top of each alternate page throughout the book) and
(v) trying to bring fiction more easily to an interstitial or between/cross-genre optimum.
I think it true to say that some elements in (one) above bring anonymity into disrepute, a cross which Nemonymous has to bear.
Further input would be welcome.
comments (1)
1. Weirdmonger left...
Wednesday, 7 July 2010 3:44 pm
While writing about 'The Conspiracy Against The Human Race' by Thomas Ligotti today, I decided that a (vi) should be added to the list above, saying: "attempting to reach a state of pure pessimism".
Cerne's Zoo
Cerne's Zoo
posted Sunday, 22 November 2009
From my personal review' of the CERN ZOO book here: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/cern_zoo__a_dfl_realtime_review.htm
Cerne's Zoo
"...Plato, Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, among others who have contemplated the possibility that souls exist in not only people..."
Another important story that has so far escaped under the radar. A touching and original ghost story about Zoo creatures and the death-bed confession of Cerne Lincroft (Christened thus as he was said to be conceived under the aegis of the Cerne Abbas chalk giant) who once smuggled an elephant with him on an aeroplane between USA and UK because the elephant felt home-sick. However, the story is far more tender and serious than that implies. It has a telling connection with THEORY, too, vis a vis its take on Animism.
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ADDITIONAL COMMENT:
After two respected scientists recently proposed that the Hadron Collider is sabotaging itself from the future and a bird escaped from the Zoo's aviary dropping a piece of bread into the Collider's cooling system, it is now good to see that the re-starting of the Collider's process (after 14 months) has gone so well in the last couple of days. However, one must not take things for granted. For example, I dreamt last night that an aeroplane flew over the Collider and dropped an elephant upon it.
posted Sunday, 22 November 2009
From my personal review' of the CERN ZOO book here: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/cern_zoo__a_dfl_realtime_review.htm
Cerne's Zoo
"...Plato, Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, among others who have contemplated the possibility that souls exist in not only people..."
Another important story that has so far escaped under the radar. A touching and original ghost story about Zoo creatures and the death-bed confession of Cerne Lincroft (Christened thus as he was said to be conceived under the aegis of the Cerne Abbas chalk giant) who once smuggled an elephant with him on an aeroplane between USA and UK because the elephant felt home-sick. However, the story is far more tender and serious than that implies. It has a telling connection with THEORY, too, vis a vis its take on Animism.
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ADDITIONAL COMMENT:
After two respected scientists recently proposed that the Hadron Collider is sabotaging itself from the future and a bird escaped from the Zoo's aviary dropping a piece of bread into the Collider's cooling system, it is now good to see that the re-starting of the Collider's process (after 14 months) has gone so well in the last couple of days. However, one must not take things for granted. For example, I dreamt last night that an aeroplane flew over the Collider and dropped an elephant upon it.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Hadronic
Hadronic
posted Sunday, 15 November 2009
From here: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?p=33848&styleid=35#post33848
Re: Is the Internet something one should resist or embrace?
Quote
There is far too much to take in so they focus in upon a few specific things and then obsess about them. Sometimes the obsession is fruitful and positive, sometimes it is negative and polarising.
I think if you find the internet is making you unhappy, you should use it less. You should also set time limits when you use it and only use it for specific planned tasks. And you should stay away from the things that upset you.
I've been giving this much thought. It is very wise.
I tend to use the internet for expressing my fiction in a public way.... and philosophising about all manner of life's angles, original (I hope) and/or traditional.
Hadronic and/or Elizabeth-Bowenesque. Ligottian and/or Rhys-Hughesian. And/or...
This is tied up with a burning creativity (good or bad) and an ambition (but I'm not sure about the nature or goal of that ambition).
posted Sunday, 15 November 2009
From here: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?p=33848&styleid=35#post33848
Re: Is the Internet something one should resist or embrace?
Quote
There is far too much to take in so they focus in upon a few specific things and then obsess about them. Sometimes the obsession is fruitful and positive, sometimes it is negative and polarising.
I think if you find the internet is making you unhappy, you should use it less. You should also set time limits when you use it and only use it for specific planned tasks. And you should stay away from the things that upset you.
I've been giving this much thought. It is very wise.
I tend to use the internet for expressing my fiction in a public way.... and philosophising about all manner of life's angles, original (I hope) and/or traditional.
Hadronic and/or Elizabeth-Bowenesque. Ligottian and/or Rhys-Hughesian. And/or...
This is tied up with a burning creativity (good or bad) and an ambition (but I'm not sure about the nature or goal of that ambition).
Rhys Hughes on Ligotti and Lovecraft
Rhys Hughes on Ligotti and Lovecraft
posted Friday, 13 November 2009
Fascinating take by Rhys Hughes on Ligotti and Lovecraft at link below. The link leads to my initial on-the-hoof Rhombus response, and Rhys's post is just above it. The thread itself starts with an equally fascinating TLO interview with Rhys.
http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?p=33697#post33697
...
Rhys has promised more on this subject - so keep your ear to the ground.
He is not only a great fictioneer but also a great controversialist.
posted Friday, 13 November 2009
Fascinating take by Rhys Hughes on Ligotti and Lovecraft at link below. The link leads to my initial on-the-hoof Rhombus response, and Rhys's post is just above it. The thread itself starts with an equally fascinating TLO interview with Rhys.
http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?p=33697#post33697
...
Rhys has promised more on this subject - so keep your ear to the ground.
He is not only a great fictioneer but also a great controversialist.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
The Piano
The Piano
posted Sunday, 18 June 2006
I don’t know where to begin – that’s what they say when you get into a situation you don’t understand, but you want to get it off your chest as quickly as possible – without, if possible, confusing the direct lines of cause and effect. So, yes, I’ll begin with the effect, because I still don’t fully understand what the cause was … and still is. Or when it started. My wife Alison is none the wiser, it seems.
With most situations of decay, everything decays, except possibly metal or stone. But stone soon enough crumbles in the cosmic scheme of things and if matter gets hot enough metal bends then melts … much like my sense of reality. My sense of reality? It was steadfast, unimpeachable, so blindingly certain, that I couldn’t really believe it when that very sense of reality of mine itself began to bend and melt … before my very eyes. And Alison’s, too, judging by what she says.
Decay is the best word for it. Other people – who have explored the Thesaurus – may use the word Entropy. The natural propensity of life, the universe, everything … toward inbuilt decay. The softening of Creation’s very arteries as they thread – in increasing tangles – the weft and woof of all known reality and truth as we know it. But who had heard of this Decay just attacking one aspect of life? All the rest remaining as steadfast as ever. In this case it was wood alone that decayed. Wood still on trees and wood manufactured into furniture. Wood in buildings. Wood in otherwise still thriving forests. Wood in woodfuls of it, in fact. Woods of wood where the bark began to crumble first, then the inner rings of age, branches crashing to the ground and soon turning to mulch, leaving the leaves as green as when they were growing on the tree. Peppering the soft bogland of the previous wood like emeralds in the moonshine.
Buildings where window frames softened into the likeness of the putty that once fitted the glass tightly within such wood-planed margins. Sash-joints wilting leaving the heavy plumb-lines taut but allowing the panes to crash to the ground, where they splintered into shards fit to kill an army of folk – except by then most people knew what was happening and avoided the sides of building as once they superstitiously refused to walk under ladders. Mahogany tables turned into ghosts of tables. Willow cricket bats turned as willowy as wisps and couldn’t stop the hard red ball from scattering the non-existent stumps. Oaken vats spilled their innards of port wine across the cobbled cellars of our past.
Yet the rest of life remained as steadfast as ever. My sense of reality was only affected in its sensitivities for wood. The feel for knots and shavings of wood. The texture of wood disappeared and became little more than dark custard. Whilst flesh, leaf, pebble, stalk, blood, metal, mineral, air, water, all these things and more managed to retain their consistency of truth. It was just the wood that went.
I promised to start at the beginning. But I failed. Shows how confused I am by recent events. It all started when Alison and I went to a concert. Before that, wood was wood. I carbon-date the change from that evening of the concert when… but let Alison speak. She has a better handle on things than myself.
Yes, he’s right. I vouch for every word he’s said. Except I can see the wood for the trees better than him. He’s a bit loose-limbed in the thinking department where he used to be so hard-headed about things.
Hey, Alison, I may have passed these narrative things over to you so that a new perspective can be given, but no need to imply my thinking arches have fallen. My thoughts are still thoughts. It’s only wood that’s gone AWOL.
Anyway, whatever the case, he’s basically right. The concert was a televised piano recital given by an up and coming pianist, a young lady who played Schubert, Beethoven and Brahms. Or who was due to play these composers, but soon after the third movement of the Schubert – with most of the audience having spent their coughing fits on empty spaces of silence between movements – the lid of the grand piano toppled from its prop with a thunderous crash. I actually saw the prop wilting in the television lights…
Come on, Alison, it was not so much the lid’s prop that wilted as more the lights dissolving it before our very eyes. The keys later soon clattered to the ground like rattling bones. And the sides of the grand caved in. The stage gave way and the poor lady pianist vanished in a smoke of splinters. Splinters that became diamond dewdrops on the TV screens across the country – assuming the screen’s casing hadn’t crumbled first. But we shall never know.
It was never as sudden as all that.
Yes it was, Alison.
No, you yourself earlier said that people avoided the sides of buildings for the fear of falling windowpanes. If all this had happened at once, then there would be no need for this ever-present caution on their part. The windowpanes would have long since fallen.
Hindsight, Alison, is not a luxury I can afford. The events are seen through the filter of my present observation of past events. Unless, of course, things are changing even as I narrate them. And if they are thus changing, hindsight will be duped just as easily as a direct account of events on the spot, like a horserace radio commentary. Back to the piano…
Well, yes, the concert piano was a grand. With open lid and resonating chords that filled the concert hall and also filled the rooms of viewers countrywide. In these parlours where families crowded round the TVs to watch when otherwise they wouldn’t … they must have known, beforehand, that significant events were afoot. Why else would they be watching a dry boring old Schubert piano recital? A record audience for such an event. 30 million in the UK alone. Eager for every note. Eyes twitching away from the screen to view their own surroundings to see if … well, to see if their own upright pub piano was as steadfast as ever. The one where they played Russ Conway ditties as well as popular classics. Not that many families own pianos these days. And, yes, the wood from their own upright pianos began to crack, splinter and crumble and finally mulch itself into shapes like dog manure. The tautened piano-strings remained behind like a harp, where the hammers still desultorily hit them without anyone touching the keys…
I can’t recall any of that, Alison.
Well you forgot my birthday, didn’t you.
I’d bought you a carving by that famous sculptor…
But it wasn’t there was it?
The carving was there, Alison, but the wood it was made from didn’t fill the carved space…
Excuses, excuses.
There’s a terrible draught in here.
Let’s cuddle to keep warm. Touch each other there and there…
Wait, stop, I can hear piano music.
It’s a recording.
Yes, must be a recording.
I hear choking noises as if things are coming to get us.
People coughing between movements, shuffling along in their seats.
But, wait, look at this photograph I took at the concert just before the piano went.
Yes, I can see there is a hole in the pianist’s stocking. END
(published 'Irregular Quarterly' 2004)
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posted Sunday, 18 June 2006
I don’t know where to begin – that’s what they say when you get into a situation you don’t understand, but you want to get it off your chest as quickly as possible – without, if possible, confusing the direct lines of cause and effect. So, yes, I’ll begin with the effect, because I still don’t fully understand what the cause was … and still is. Or when it started. My wife Alison is none the wiser, it seems.
With most situations of decay, everything decays, except possibly metal or stone. But stone soon enough crumbles in the cosmic scheme of things and if matter gets hot enough metal bends then melts … much like my sense of reality. My sense of reality? It was steadfast, unimpeachable, so blindingly certain, that I couldn’t really believe it when that very sense of reality of mine itself began to bend and melt … before my very eyes. And Alison’s, too, judging by what she says.
Decay is the best word for it. Other people – who have explored the Thesaurus – may use the word Entropy. The natural propensity of life, the universe, everything … toward inbuilt decay. The softening of Creation’s very arteries as they thread – in increasing tangles – the weft and woof of all known reality and truth as we know it. But who had heard of this Decay just attacking one aspect of life? All the rest remaining as steadfast as ever. In this case it was wood alone that decayed. Wood still on trees and wood manufactured into furniture. Wood in buildings. Wood in otherwise still thriving forests. Wood in woodfuls of it, in fact. Woods of wood where the bark began to crumble first, then the inner rings of age, branches crashing to the ground and soon turning to mulch, leaving the leaves as green as when they were growing on the tree. Peppering the soft bogland of the previous wood like emeralds in the moonshine.
Buildings where window frames softened into the likeness of the putty that once fitted the glass tightly within such wood-planed margins. Sash-joints wilting leaving the heavy plumb-lines taut but allowing the panes to crash to the ground, where they splintered into shards fit to kill an army of folk – except by then most people knew what was happening and avoided the sides of building as once they superstitiously refused to walk under ladders. Mahogany tables turned into ghosts of tables. Willow cricket bats turned as willowy as wisps and couldn’t stop the hard red ball from scattering the non-existent stumps. Oaken vats spilled their innards of port wine across the cobbled cellars of our past.
Yet the rest of life remained as steadfast as ever. My sense of reality was only affected in its sensitivities for wood. The feel for knots and shavings of wood. The texture of wood disappeared and became little more than dark custard. Whilst flesh, leaf, pebble, stalk, blood, metal, mineral, air, water, all these things and more managed to retain their consistency of truth. It was just the wood that went.
I promised to start at the beginning. But I failed. Shows how confused I am by recent events. It all started when Alison and I went to a concert. Before that, wood was wood. I carbon-date the change from that evening of the concert when… but let Alison speak. She has a better handle on things than myself.
Yes, he’s right. I vouch for every word he’s said. Except I can see the wood for the trees better than him. He’s a bit loose-limbed in the thinking department where he used to be so hard-headed about things.
Hey, Alison, I may have passed these narrative things over to you so that a new perspective can be given, but no need to imply my thinking arches have fallen. My thoughts are still thoughts. It’s only wood that’s gone AWOL.
Anyway, whatever the case, he’s basically right. The concert was a televised piano recital given by an up and coming pianist, a young lady who played Schubert, Beethoven and Brahms. Or who was due to play these composers, but soon after the third movement of the Schubert – with most of the audience having spent their coughing fits on empty spaces of silence between movements – the lid of the grand piano toppled from its prop with a thunderous crash. I actually saw the prop wilting in the television lights…
Come on, Alison, it was not so much the lid’s prop that wilted as more the lights dissolving it before our very eyes. The keys later soon clattered to the ground like rattling bones. And the sides of the grand caved in. The stage gave way and the poor lady pianist vanished in a smoke of splinters. Splinters that became diamond dewdrops on the TV screens across the country – assuming the screen’s casing hadn’t crumbled first. But we shall never know.
It was never as sudden as all that.
Yes it was, Alison.
No, you yourself earlier said that people avoided the sides of buildings for the fear of falling windowpanes. If all this had happened at once, then there would be no need for this ever-present caution on their part. The windowpanes would have long since fallen.
Hindsight, Alison, is not a luxury I can afford. The events are seen through the filter of my present observation of past events. Unless, of course, things are changing even as I narrate them. And if they are thus changing, hindsight will be duped just as easily as a direct account of events on the spot, like a horserace radio commentary. Back to the piano…
Well, yes, the concert piano was a grand. With open lid and resonating chords that filled the concert hall and also filled the rooms of viewers countrywide. In these parlours where families crowded round the TVs to watch when otherwise they wouldn’t … they must have known, beforehand, that significant events were afoot. Why else would they be watching a dry boring old Schubert piano recital? A record audience for such an event. 30 million in the UK alone. Eager for every note. Eyes twitching away from the screen to view their own surroundings to see if … well, to see if their own upright pub piano was as steadfast as ever. The one where they played Russ Conway ditties as well as popular classics. Not that many families own pianos these days. And, yes, the wood from their own upright pianos began to crack, splinter and crumble and finally mulch itself into shapes like dog manure. The tautened piano-strings remained behind like a harp, where the hammers still desultorily hit them without anyone touching the keys…
I can’t recall any of that, Alison.
Well you forgot my birthday, didn’t you.
I’d bought you a carving by that famous sculptor…
But it wasn’t there was it?
The carving was there, Alison, but the wood it was made from didn’t fill the carved space…
Excuses, excuses.
There’s a terrible draught in here.
Let’s cuddle to keep warm. Touch each other there and there…
Wait, stop, I can hear piano music.
It’s a recording.
Yes, must be a recording.
I hear choking noises as if things are coming to get us.
People coughing between movements, shuffling along in their seats.
But, wait, look at this photograph I took at the concert just before the piano went.
Yes, I can see there is a hole in the pianist’s stocking. END
(published 'Irregular Quarterly' 2004)
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The Visitor
THE VISITOR
posted Saturday, 3 June 2006
This is a full-length novel written during 1973 and, to date, only two people have read it: the author and the author's correspondent whose then concurrent (meta-)comments on the unfolding novel were bodily incorporated in the novel itself during its later stages.
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THE VISITOR
by DF Lewis
PROLOGUE by Des Lewis
For many days, he-who-was-known-as-the-art-Master had loitered through those streets, far from his home and fireside family, searching - in the gruesome cafés, disused railway sidings and forgotten bins - for a sign, some scrawled communication, that art was alive and well, despite the silent ignorance otherwise abounding. I shall say no more than that he did not find it.Instead, he stumbled, one day of slanting rain, into a dark schoolroom where a teacher, with spectacles, gown and mortar board, gestured with a white cane to row upon row of upturned faces, faces innocent and fixed. Their brows were creased in concentration. The art Master took a spare desk at the back of the class, behind a pofaced girl with golden plaids, and he commenced to absorb the room: its black walls and deep ceiling, the smudged panes set high where brown light struggled through … the exercise book resting on the desk before him. Carefully turning the front cover, but not without the slightest squeak, he saw revealed the first blank page, sharp white in the darkness. It reminded him of a canvas before the planting of paint, frighteningly empty. Meanwhile, the archetype teacher, standing before the speechless children, still waved the cane, seemingly oblivious of the art Master’s arrival. His whole being was centred on the one message he was now presumably conveying … but the string of words that flowed from his lips was very difficult to hear, let alone understand.
The art Master imagined himself at the front, in the teacher’s place, stressing to the children the value and beauty of art, perhaps explaining the philosophy of aesthetics - whether a canvas with one mere haphazard scratch be art or not - even exhibiting items of primitive carving and of classical painting. He dreamed of the lecture he would have made. He mused on his life and his family...
His dreams were suddenly dispersed, for his sullen eyes had noticed something peculiar about the teacher. There was a broad streak of blood across his brow, a deep, dripping scratch. Still unaware of the art Master’s wide-eyed curiosity, the teacher proceeded with the incomprehensible lesson that entranced the silent girls and boys.
No sooner had the art Master set his eyes on the fleshy gutter in the teacher’s brow, than into the classroom crept an old man, also sporting a mortar-board and bent like a grotesque sculpture. He shambled up to the first teacher and whispered in his ear. After a few seconds, when the words had been absorbed in his slow mind, the first teacher uttered the following unmistakable words:
“The class is dismissed.”
He grabbed a large clapperless bell from his desk and shook its silence violently. The children immediately erupted into cacophony as their shouts followed their forms through the door, leaving the startled art Master sitting at the back. At times of stress, he would often pray to Art, as poets of old did call upon their Muse … and he did this now, crushed his mind beneath Beauty and Art, those helpmates on many a previous occasion. One such, he recalled, was the period when his family was starving through lack of money. In desperation, he had stretched his supplicating hands to Art, as if it were a god, and, to support this plea, he had bent his body all night before a neighbour’s blazing log fire. The following morning, with no obvious solution to his problems forthcoming, he had made a terrible scratch across a virgin canvas poised on the easel. Need more be said than that the canvas was sold for an extraordinary amount of money to a foreign gallery.
Coming back to his present surroundings, he saw the teacher replacing the bell on the desk, meticulously ensuring that the imaginary clapper did not repeat its knell. The other, the wizened old man, slowly clearing the books from the untidy desks, gazed curiously above his half-spectacles at the seated figure.
“Who are you?” he monotoned.
“I am an artist, known in my home town as the art Master. I apologise if you feel that I have intruded, but I was captivated by this classroom as I passed.”
“As you passed?” the other intoned.
“Yes ... yes, I was roaming the streets, seeking work ... some artistic work. Perhaps I may be allowed to stay and paint this classroom?”
“Can’t you see, thicko, that we have a problem.” The old man motioned towards the first teacher, flopped in his chair and dabbing his wound. “We have no time to pander to strange intellectuals. So, yobbo, git!” The voice was cracked and twisted - like the neck.
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To read the rest of this novel, please transfer: HERE:
http://weirdtongue.tripod.com/
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comments (1)
1. Paul Dracon left...
Monday, 19 June 2006 9:33 pm
Thank you for posting this, Des. It's going to be a treat to see how your style has evolved over a thirty-three year period.
posted Saturday, 3 June 2006
This is a full-length novel written during 1973 and, to date, only two people have read it: the author and the author's correspondent whose then concurrent (meta-)comments on the unfolding novel were bodily incorporated in the novel itself during its later stages.
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THE VISITOR
by DF Lewis
PROLOGUE by Des Lewis
For many days, he-who-was-known-as-the-art-Master had loitered through those streets, far from his home and fireside family, searching - in the gruesome cafés, disused railway sidings and forgotten bins - for a sign, some scrawled communication, that art was alive and well, despite the silent ignorance otherwise abounding. I shall say no more than that he did not find it.Instead, he stumbled, one day of slanting rain, into a dark schoolroom where a teacher, with spectacles, gown and mortar board, gestured with a white cane to row upon row of upturned faces, faces innocent and fixed. Their brows were creased in concentration. The art Master took a spare desk at the back of the class, behind a pofaced girl with golden plaids, and he commenced to absorb the room: its black walls and deep ceiling, the smudged panes set high where brown light struggled through … the exercise book resting on the desk before him. Carefully turning the front cover, but not without the slightest squeak, he saw revealed the first blank page, sharp white in the darkness. It reminded him of a canvas before the planting of paint, frighteningly empty. Meanwhile, the archetype teacher, standing before the speechless children, still waved the cane, seemingly oblivious of the art Master’s arrival. His whole being was centred on the one message he was now presumably conveying … but the string of words that flowed from his lips was very difficult to hear, let alone understand.
The art Master imagined himself at the front, in the teacher’s place, stressing to the children the value and beauty of art, perhaps explaining the philosophy of aesthetics - whether a canvas with one mere haphazard scratch be art or not - even exhibiting items of primitive carving and of classical painting. He dreamed of the lecture he would have made. He mused on his life and his family...
His dreams were suddenly dispersed, for his sullen eyes had noticed something peculiar about the teacher. There was a broad streak of blood across his brow, a deep, dripping scratch. Still unaware of the art Master’s wide-eyed curiosity, the teacher proceeded with the incomprehensible lesson that entranced the silent girls and boys.
No sooner had the art Master set his eyes on the fleshy gutter in the teacher’s brow, than into the classroom crept an old man, also sporting a mortar-board and bent like a grotesque sculpture. He shambled up to the first teacher and whispered in his ear. After a few seconds, when the words had been absorbed in his slow mind, the first teacher uttered the following unmistakable words:
“The class is dismissed.”
He grabbed a large clapperless bell from his desk and shook its silence violently. The children immediately erupted into cacophony as their shouts followed their forms through the door, leaving the startled art Master sitting at the back. At times of stress, he would often pray to Art, as poets of old did call upon their Muse … and he did this now, crushed his mind beneath Beauty and Art, those helpmates on many a previous occasion. One such, he recalled, was the period when his family was starving through lack of money. In desperation, he had stretched his supplicating hands to Art, as if it were a god, and, to support this plea, he had bent his body all night before a neighbour’s blazing log fire. The following morning, with no obvious solution to his problems forthcoming, he had made a terrible scratch across a virgin canvas poised on the easel. Need more be said than that the canvas was sold for an extraordinary amount of money to a foreign gallery.
Coming back to his present surroundings, he saw the teacher replacing the bell on the desk, meticulously ensuring that the imaginary clapper did not repeat its knell. The other, the wizened old man, slowly clearing the books from the untidy desks, gazed curiously above his half-spectacles at the seated figure.
“Who are you?” he monotoned.
“I am an artist, known in my home town as the art Master. I apologise if you feel that I have intruded, but I was captivated by this classroom as I passed.”
“As you passed?” the other intoned.
“Yes ... yes, I was roaming the streets, seeking work ... some artistic work. Perhaps I may be allowed to stay and paint this classroom?”
“Can’t you see, thicko, that we have a problem.” The old man motioned towards the first teacher, flopped in his chair and dabbing his wound. “We have no time to pander to strange intellectuals. So, yobbo, git!” The voice was cracked and twisted - like the neck.
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1. Paul Dracon left...
Monday, 19 June 2006 9:33 pm
Thank you for posting this, Des. It's going to be a treat to see how your style has evolved over a thirty-three year period.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Big Brother 11 (2010) - Part Four
Continued from here: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2010/08/big-brother-11-2011-part-three.html
Marion wrote:
One of those moments which make BB the greatest reality TV show on earth. JJ crumbled.
Although I agree with that, I'd interpret last night's momentous events in more of a theatrical, inevitable nemesis of all the HMs (some returned to face this Fate), of BB in general over the years, of our society in the last ten years, as crystallised in John James, John James as the redemptive anti-Messiah whom Dave may sub-consciously see as a Charismatic, evangelical archetype of Biblical darkness. (Lucifer is now generally perceived in modern times as the 'hero' of 'Paradise Lost' by Milton.) Apocalyptic John, Apostle James. Fisher of folk. Null Immortalis.
Corin is just a player in this Morality tale, just one of the Greek Chorus, albeit the most effectively vocal.
Meanwhile, Josie could win BB11, based on her performance last night, not Corin. Josie was the Judas Iscariot.
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Josie was crueller by wielding the dagger from under the the love-blanket. Josie is the Queen of Hell.
Corin is merely taking small paces with exquisite skill, but small paces nevertheless. She's not in the same league as Josie.
Four evictions tonight, I hear.
I suspect John James, Steve, JJ and Dave will actually go.
But I hope that Corin replaces John James in going so as to punish her for her camera-gazing.
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Steve goes, as expected. Quite a dignified exit.
I wonder what he said to Mario after he heard Mario calling him 'pervy'!
I think Nathan was given a speech to read on the telephone.
Josie was very articulate about John James' behaviour. I really think she now deserves to win.
Yes, I'm fickle. Corin has begun to grate with me again. She just doesn't ring true.
Well, none of them really ring true but she rings postively false.
John James will now go, and JJ and David?
But if others agree with my view of Corin, perhaps she will go tonight.
And oh yes - Bob Righter - as a real body - absolutely brilliant. Stylishly creepy. A perfect symbol for BB11.
.
I agree that the programme is going to be boring. I feel none of them deserve to be there, and I would have said that whoever had got through. A pity BB is ending as such a damp squib.
Sam and Corin and John James should perhaps have been there for talking points and potential entertainment. But people vote for various reasons, some for those with less fakery about them, some for those who have more eye-candy, some as a result of flashmob voting organised by supp0rters and other reasons of an unpredicatble nature (what paper they read, their IQ, their politics etc).
Josie does have something of the Doris Day about her, and the Carroll Baker. She is sometimes articulate and funny. With the competition she's got, I can't see who else may win. Except possibly Mario. Even Dave? He's improved with time even with the Glory-Hole of his religion.
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John James in DR: I've acted like an opinionated prick.
BB: How do you think you will be remembered, John James?
John James: Well, I can't think of any way I'll be remembered other than as an opinionated prick because - err - because I am an opinionated prick. (stares mindlessly into the distance)
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A classic - Josie evicting two biscuits, a custard cream and a rich tea. A born comedienne. :)
Not sure about Mario starkers, though, or that rather childish, if gently humorous, forgeone conclusion of a task involving Andrew as a yes man. But I wonder - does he really fancy Mario? There's more truth in subterfuge than meets the eye.
This is the calm before the storm, ie. the Housemates of Horror are due to arrive at the House next Tuesday...
.
Sorry for the intermission but this new book of mine does mention the 'Big Brother' TV reality Show:
Weirdtongue (by DF Lewis)
Just received my contributor copies from InkerMen Press.
HOORAY!!
They've really done me proud.
http://www.inkermenpress.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=27&category_id=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=4&vmcchk=1&Itemid=4
Marion wrote:
One of those moments which make BB the greatest reality TV show on earth. JJ crumbled.
Although I agree with that, I'd interpret last night's momentous events in more of a theatrical, inevitable nemesis of all the HMs (some returned to face this Fate), of BB in general over the years, of our society in the last ten years, as crystallised in John James, John James as the redemptive anti-Messiah whom Dave may sub-consciously see as a Charismatic, evangelical archetype of Biblical darkness. (Lucifer is now generally perceived in modern times as the 'hero' of 'Paradise Lost' by Milton.) Apocalyptic John, Apostle James. Fisher of folk. Null Immortalis.
Corin is just a player in this Morality tale, just one of the Greek Chorus, albeit the most effectively vocal.
Meanwhile, Josie could win BB11, based on her performance last night, not Corin. Josie was the Judas Iscariot.
.
Josie was crueller by wielding the dagger from under the the love-blanket. Josie is the Queen of Hell.
Corin is merely taking small paces with exquisite skill, but small paces nevertheless. She's not in the same league as Josie.
Four evictions tonight, I hear.
I suspect John James, Steve, JJ and Dave will actually go.
But I hope that Corin replaces John James in going so as to punish her for her camera-gazing.
.
Steve goes, as expected. Quite a dignified exit.
I wonder what he said to Mario after he heard Mario calling him 'pervy'!
I think Nathan was given a speech to read on the telephone.
Josie was very articulate about John James' behaviour. I really think she now deserves to win.
Yes, I'm fickle. Corin has begun to grate with me again. She just doesn't ring true.
Well, none of them really ring true but she rings postively false.
John James will now go, and JJ and David?
But if others agree with my view of Corin, perhaps she will go tonight.
And oh yes - Bob Righter - as a real body - absolutely brilliant. Stylishly creepy. A perfect symbol for BB11.
.
I agree that the programme is going to be boring. I feel none of them deserve to be there, and I would have said that whoever had got through. A pity BB is ending as such a damp squib.
Sam and Corin and John James should perhaps have been there for talking points and potential entertainment. But people vote for various reasons, some for those with less fakery about them, some for those who have more eye-candy, some as a result of flashmob voting organised by supp0rters and other reasons of an unpredicatble nature (what paper they read, their IQ, their politics etc).
Josie does have something of the Doris Day about her, and the Carroll Baker. She is sometimes articulate and funny. With the competition she's got, I can't see who else may win. Except possibly Mario. Even Dave? He's improved with time even with the Glory-Hole of his religion.
.
John James in DR: I've acted like an opinionated prick.
BB: How do you think you will be remembered, John James?
John James: Well, I can't think of any way I'll be remembered other than as an opinionated prick because - err - because I am an opinionated prick. (stares mindlessly into the distance)
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A classic - Josie evicting two biscuits, a custard cream and a rich tea. A born comedienne. :)
Not sure about Mario starkers, though, or that rather childish, if gently humorous, forgeone conclusion of a task involving Andrew as a yes man. But I wonder - does he really fancy Mario? There's more truth in subterfuge than meets the eye.
This is the calm before the storm, ie. the Housemates of Horror are due to arrive at the House next Tuesday...
.
Sorry for the intermission but this new book of mine does mention the 'Big Brother' TV reality Show:
Weirdtongue (by DF Lewis)
Just received my contributor copies from InkerMen Press.
HOORAY!!
They've really done me proud.
http://www.inkermenpress.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=27&category_id=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=4&vmcchk=1&Itemid=4
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yes, sad day - to end like that.
Still - Josie's 'glow' is accentuated when compared to her sliding into spittly thumb-suction and then tenting her knickers in imitation of JJ's boner. A glow aglow is more greatly aglow when within darkness.
She does have a 'glow'. Something one possesses naturally and cannot really acquire by deliberation or fabricate by acting. In that respect, she's streets ahead of Corin. Glow a good word. Thanks, Dave. Dave for second?
That highlights show is symptomatic of what has been wrong with the whole BB 11 series - in the old days the HMs were marooned with each other; throughout this series they have been beset by others who are not HMs. That & the retrocausal special effects.
Tonight is the BB Final I've least looked forward to.
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Josie won with nearly 80% of the votes....
Dave, in the end, a worthy second.
Now she's back in with- wow! -
my mate makosi
ulrika svenbang
nasti nick
nasti nikki
john snot mccrick
nadia natterjack
brian darling
chantelle gobsmack & Preston North End
coolio foolio
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An admission. I never watched BB 1 - I only started with BB 2.
Nasty Nick is a mystery to me, therefore.
I agree that Chantelle has not changed objective shape bodily or facially but still gives the impression she is now a bruised windfall. And Preston has grown an aura of bounder or cad or brush salesman of the old school, while before he was a pop star whippersnapper.
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...and, Marion, where is Miche the Moucher from the year we started discussing BB on TTA (2004)?
And here are three of my separate comments on Makosi in 2005:
And Makosi is a visual and mental delight, clever and incisive.
Makosi is a star! And she has created some of the bext drama on TV since 'The Wednesday Play' !
My first real laugh in this series - seeing Makosi lead the conga with Science at the back.
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Unaccountably, I woke up this morning thinking of mutton sausages.
LOL! at Marion's concept of John McC as a cupid in a diaper.
This group of people is the most dysfunctional distillation from earlier already dysfunctional distillations. A tontine of terror.
Ulrika "world-wearily witty" - what a wonderful description.
Makosi vs Nadia as the battle of the Divas? I'll take on Makosi, if Marion takes on Nadia, because I have a death-wish appropriate for the dying days of BB.
Nikki and Nick - John and Coolio - as catalysts of as yet unknown tree-rings or DR about-faces.
Prestelle as just another misbegotten publicity germ like that of mutterden JosiJJ.
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Tearful Chantelle and Josie.
Might not see tomorrow's show....
Does anyone know what were the 'circumstances' of the break-up of the Chantelle / Preston marriage? They still seem to care for each other.
Josie is 'normal' she claims. She's not a celebrity. She is a celebrity now, my own Doris Day.... :(
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Spot on, with everything there, Marion, including the mutton chops. What a sight! McC is even less scenic than me!
But what happened to Chantelle and Preston in those dark days of a foreshortened marriage four years ago? Was it the Curse of Celebrity? A running theme in this Ultimate BB. The final curtain. The final curse. The final curtailment.
Meanwhile, which grizzled curmudgeon to go?
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How ludicrous can you get!
Fabrication upon fabrication - notes left in places for someone else (not a genuine HM) to find? What's all that about?
Josie seemed genuine - not stage-acting a departure.
Chantelle's matronly look - I've just discovered she's had breast implants. What a silly girl!
The whole lot are silly.
Has BB come to this?
All of them to go!
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All is forgiven. Mr Snuggles is the most horrific clown I've ever seen - beyond anything even in King's IT.
Poor Nikki!
She's on toast.
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Baked beans and toast?
Victor & Michelle?
One should be on top of the other, and the other should not.
PS: If anyone is interested in the Horror genre on this discussion forum, they should take a look at the first entrance of Mr Snuggles. Beats any Horror film hands down.
It only needs Bob Righter strutting backwards to be seen at the edge of sight...
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This below is what I wrote in 2004:
I was very upset at the eviction of Victor on Friday. He was a greatly misunderstood character - and the way he sometimes 'performed' (and created whirlpools of mannerist theatre around him) I felt the whole thing was a wonderful Tennessee Williams play. Miche the Moucher is a likely bunny-boiler. Hope she doesn't read this thread. She knows where the bodies are buried.
Actually, BB is symptomatic of a lot of what is wrong with life today. Swearing, loose morals, blatant exploitation etc. However, paradoxically in a way I can't really explain, it also seems constructive, semi-dramatic, inspiringly nightmarish, thought-provoking in its development of one's own insights into the psychology of the modern angst. The question is what one does with those insights. Turn it by alchemy into art (writing)? Or allow it to help you understand and help yourself and others in this human jungle?
Yes, Dan was and has always been very impressive.
Shell the 'posh eye-candy' gets on my nerves.
Nadia is improving all the time.
Stu and Jason are also-rans in my book. Never liked Jason ever since he started in the house (dressed only in a (what do they call it?) ... thong).
Stu was subsumed by Miche the Moucher and now remains a Charwoman's Shadow (a la Lord Dunsany)
CONTINUED HERE: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2010/09/big-brother-11-2010-part-5.html
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